Chubbies!

Started by Barker3 pages

Does Google even look like that anymore?

I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of start leaning to the negative... yeah.

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You ever pitched a tent on mount Barker? 13

ha.haha.haha.

very entertaining boys.😉

keep them coming!

Every time I see this thread, I think it's to talk about chubby girls then I realize it's about boners. haermm

But anyway, the one time I was at my ex's house and we were up in her room watching TV, for no apparent reason I just got one. Then like 10 seconds later her mom is like "Come get these sandwich's I made!"

I'm all like "Oh shit!" I had to practically tuck it between my legs while I went downstairs and got the food. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Every time I see this thread, I think it's to talk about chubby girls then I realize it's about boners. haermm

But anyway, the one time I was at my ex's house and we were up in her room watching TV, for no apparent reason I just got one. Then like 10 seconds later her mom is like "Come get these sandwich's I made!"

I'm all like "Oh shit!" I had to practically tuck it between my legs while I went downstairs and got the food. haermm

😂

i cannot imagine how uncomfy that must be.😛

us girls have it so much bettah!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
😂

i cannot imagine how uncomfy that must be.😛

us girls have it so much bettah!

All you have to worry about is pointy nipples if you're cold. 😛

But that's not a bad thing. haermm sly

Originally posted by Röland
All you have to worry about is pointy nipples if you're cold. 😛

But that's not a bad thing. haermm sly

mhmm. i'm beyond amused. so you males don't need to be aroused to get aroused eh?

talk about uncomfy situations guaranteed😐 tsk.tsk😛

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
mhmm. i'm beyond amused. so you males don't need to be aroused to get aroused eh?

talk about uncomfy situations guaranteed😐 tsk.tsk😛

To be honest, this might just be me, I have been watching a simple TV show and all of a sudden get one without even thinking about anything sexual. shrug

It must be my high sex drive. hmm

😛

Originally posted by Röland
To be honest, this might just be me, I have been watching a simple TV show and all of a sudden get one without even thinking about anything sexual. shrug

It must be my high sex drive. hmm

😛

No...that's quite normal...I get boners all the time for no reason...sometimes I have to pee really bad and I have to wait until it goes away. I wake up every other morning with morning wood.

When I was younger, even talking with a hot chick gave me a boner...It is just the way I am ...always ready to make babies.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No...that's quite normal...I get boners all the time for no reason...sometimes I have to pee really bad and I have to wait until it goes away. I wake up every other morning with morning wood.

When I was younger, even talking with a hot chick gave me a boner...It is just the way I am ...always ready to make babies.

I swear my dick has a mind of it's own.

Sometime when I get excited, in a none sexual way, I'll get a hard-on. It's great, my package just comes.

i don't think that would be great when inconvinient. i don't know how you boys do it. walking about with those things hanging between your legs.😐

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i don't think that would be great when inconvinient. i don't know how you boys do it. walking about with those things hanging between your legs.😐

We do it very carefully. 31

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i don't think that would be great when inconvinient. i don't know how you boys do it. walking about with those things hanging between your legs.😐

Yeah, it's tough. I often get morning wood from having to pee, usually about two hours before I have to actually get up, so getting out of bed, walking to the bathroom, leaning over the toilet with one hand against the wall trying not to miss the toilet is a pain in the ass when all I want to do is go back to sleep. Sometimes I want to just pee in the bath tub cuz it would be a helluva lot easier.

One time when I was 14, during gym class I had a boner, while I was sitting on the bench. Then one of the girls in my class decided to, without an invitation, go sit on my lap. That was probably my most embarrassing boner moment. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
One time when I was 14, during gym class I had a boner, while I was sitting on the bench. Then one of the girls in my class decided to, without an invitation, go sit on my lap. That was probably my most embarrassing boner moment. ermm

that had to have hurt.... 🙁

It probably felt REALLY good. naughty

I'd tell a story, but I can't pick which one to tell.

right now ermm

wait thats not embarrasing, and i dont have a boner.

my bad 😐

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, it's tough. I often get morning wood from having to pee, usually about two hours before I have to actually get up, so getting out of bed, walking to the bathroom, leaning over the toilet with one hand against the wall trying not to miss the toilet is a pain in the ass when all I want to do is go back to sleep. Sometimes I want to just pee in the bath tub cuz it would be a helluva lot easier.

wow. i see...i had no idea it was soo inconvinient...but thats the biological makeup of males...what can we do? 😐

*shrugs*