Have you ever wanted to smash your f*cking hand/hoof against a goddamn soda machine?!

It was 112 degrees outside and I was suffering from quite the impeccable thirst. I know water would be good for this situation, but I'm an ungrateful slob who lives in America, ofcourse I'm going for the f*ckin' pop. Bills go zooming into the damn Coke machine, my balance is calculated, I choose the flavor of Coke, Cherry Coke to be precise. Then, the machine eats all my money. After I tried the money-return button and even tried going for a cold water. Death awaits that goddamn soda machine, it'll haunt my dreams until I see it splattered and speckled across a freeway after a transportation carrier has a "mishap".

So I'm askin' have any of you wanted to crush a vending machine? Coffee machine? Shit how 'bout a condom machine? I've been there a few times...

Add paw to the title and I'll read your post.

UK vending machines work... 😊

Plus.... It's never that hot...

Originally posted by Barker
Add paw to the title and I'll read your post.

There's no more room in the title, so just read it and get AIDS like all the other people who read my posts...

Originally posted by §P0oONY
UK vending machines work... 😊

Plus.... It's never that hot...

Lucky sumbich...

I turned a vending machine upside down to get the bar of chocolate that it tried to stiff me for. By god the alarm that goes off was ear splitting but I still got my confection! 😊

Originally posted by Baylin
I turned a vending machine upside down to get the bar of chocolate that it tried to stiff me for. By god the alarm that goes off was ear splitting but I still got my confection! 😊

Seriously?! They have earsplitting alarms?? Holy f*ck!

Originally posted by Scythe
Seriously?! They have earsplitting alarms?? Holy f*ck!

yup, it's discourage people from robbing them. this machine asked for it though, the snicker got stuck right at the end of the reel and jigging the machine wouldn't loosen it so I tipped it over which set the alarm off. I was good, however and only took what I paid for

Originally posted by Scythe
There's no more room in the title, so just read it and get AIDS like all the other people who read my posts...

Originally posted by Barker
Take out a ****ing or a goddamn, you ****ing *****.

Got to agree, there should be paws in there! ✅

Originally posted by Baylin
yup, it's discourage people from robbing them. this machine asked for it though, the snicker got stuck right at the end of the reel and jigging the machine wouldn't loosen it so I tipped it over which set the alarm off. I was good, however and only took what I paid for

You brave chocolate eating soul.

Originally posted by Barker
Take out a ****ing or a goddamn, you ****ing *****.

Never!

Originally posted by Scythe
It was 112 degrees outside and I was suffering from quite the impeccable thirst. I know water would be good for this situation, but I'm an ungrateful slob who lives in America, ofcourse I'm going for the f*ckin' pop. Bills go zooming into the damn Coke machine, my balance is calculated, I choose the flavor of Coke, Cherry Coke to be precise. Then, the machine eats all my money. After I tried the money-return button and even tried going for a cold water. Death awaits that goddamn soda machine, it'll haunt my dreams until I see it splattered and speckled across a freeway after a transportation carrier has a "mishap".

So I'm askin' have any of you wanted to crush a vending machine? Coffee machine? Shit how 'bout a condom machine? I've been there a few times...

Nay.

I had a vending machine at work that gave me that problem. Then I discovered the "tip" method. Tilt vending machine up, let vending machine fall hard. Candy bars and chips fall out at will.

Well soda machines never backed up on me. but in general if it were to come down to it. I would gladly smash my hand against the big lug till a soda comes out. of course there is a chance it will topple on me 😬

Originally posted by Scythe
It was 112 degrees outside and I was suffering from quite the impeccable thirst. I know water would be good for this situation, but I'm an ungrateful slob who lives in America, ofcourse I'm going for the f*ckin' pop. Bills go zooming into the damn Coke machine, my balance is calculated, I choose the flavor of Coke, Cherry Coke to be precise. Then, the machine eats all my money. After I tried the money-return button and even tried going for a cold water. Death awaits that goddamn soda machine, it'll haunt my dreams until I see it splattered and speckled across a freeway after a transportation carrier has a "mishap".

So I'm askin' have any of you wanted to crush a vending machine? Coffee machine? Shit how 'bout a condom machine? I've been there a few times...

😆

Yes, I've felt your pain.

Originally posted by Scythe
It was 112 degrees outside and I was suffering from quite the impeccable thirst. I know water would be good for this situation, but I'm an ungrateful slob who lives in America, ofcourse I'm going for the f*ckin' pop. Bills go zooming into the damn Coke machine, my balance is calculated, I choose the flavor of Coke, Cherry Coke to be precise. Then, the machine eats all my money. After I tried the money-return button and even tried going for a cold water. Death awaits that goddamn soda machine, it'll haunt my dreams until I see it splattered and speckled across a freeway after a transportation carrier has a "mishap".

So I'm askin' have any of you wanted to crush a vending machine? Coffee machine? Shit how 'bout a condom machine? I've been there a few times...

I once dry humped an ice cream truck. srug

Originally posted by BobbyD
😆

Yes, I've felt your pain.

See, I'm not the only one.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I once dry humped an ice cream truck. srug

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
me too, but the tailpipe burned my teetee.

Always gotta make things sexual Ranger Jones...

The only vending machines I take anything from are the vending machines from the zoo, which I have the keys to.