Have you ever wanted to smash your f*cking hand/hoof against a goddamn soda machine?!

Originally posted by Scythe

So I'm askin' have any of you wanted to crush a vending machine? Coffee machine? Shit how 'bout a condom machine? I've been there a few times...

All the time. Sometimes I'll wear some extra speacial horse shoes and go to a vending machine that I know is broken. Then I'll be like "Woe is me---" and then turn and ram that sun-of-a-gun with my hind legs. It's not so bad considering down here it's 107 with 100% humidity so no body "saw" anything (cause they were all busy drinking the soda from the broken vending machine). 😛

Hoof?Anyway yea but it does not do any good doing that!The soda machine at work could be annoying some times.It eats money and there goes fifty cents.I hate when that happens!jm

MY vending machines at school suck ass. The "tip over and let it fall back down" method doesnt work because our machines are like, 300+ lbs. Do they do this on purpose to stop psychotic students from tearing the motha down for stealing hteir twix? The world may never know....

Nice.

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
MY vending machines at school suck ass. The "tip over and let it fall back down" method doesnt work because our machines are like, 300+ lbs. Do they do this on purpose to stop psychotic students from tearing the motha down for stealing hteir twix? The world may never know....

oh lol, so how does it work then?

and your little picture thing of the crawling bug freaked me out at first. I thought it was real lol.

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
oh lol, so how does it work then?

and your little picture thing of the crawling bug freaked me out at first. I thought it was real lol.

It doesn't work, that's the whole point of this thread! Nothing works like it should! Damn!!