Have you ever wanted to smash your f*cking hand/hoof against a goddamn soda machine?!

Smash them!

Originally posted by Scythe
It was 112 degrees outside and I was suffering from quite the impeccable thirst. I know water would be good for this situation, but I'm an ungrateful slob who lives in America, ofcourse I'm going for the f*ckin' pop. Bills go zooming into the damn Coke machine, my balance is calculated, I choose the flavor of Coke, Cherry Coke to be precise. Then, the machine eats all my money. After I tried the money-return button and even tried going for a cold water. Death awaits that goddamn soda machine, it'll haunt my dreams until I see it splattered and speckled across a freeway after a transportation carrier has a "mishap".

So I'm askin' have any of you wanted to crush a vending machine? Coffee machine? Shit how 'bout a condom machine? I've been there a few times...

Originally posted by Scythe
Always gotta make things sexual Ranger Jones...

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I've lifted a machine a few inches off the ground and shaken it before, but I've never trashed one.

Where's the fun in that?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*strokes your hooves* 😈

.....where's the fun in that?

Originally posted by Scythe
Where's the fun in that?

Someone's playing it safe...

Originally posted by Scythe
Where's the fun in that?

.....where's the fun in that?

I smashed shit out of one in my college.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
tease.

You know it.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I smashed shit out of one in my college.

Nice.

once in a drunked fit I broke open a candy machine.

the ones at my school have a peice of metal connected to the wall...

and all for one damn candy bar.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and all for one damn candy bar.

But I bet you it was the best damn tasting candy bar ever, right?

wouldn't you just love to do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnyDGTGAqNA

Originally posted by Scythe
Someone's playing it safe...

Originally posted by S_D_J
wouldn't you just love to do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnyDGTGAqNA

That be awesome if after they smashed that vending machine, they drove that Hummer into a volcano.

Now this is a vending machine 😛

YouTube video

^^ 😮

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That be awesome if after they smashed that vending machine, they drove that Hummer into a volcano.

http://mikelightman.com/blog/?p=16

Originally posted by S_D_J
^^ 😮

http://mikelightman.com/blog/?p=16

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I've been arrested, it's not fun.😬

The tiger's been tamed.