Selphie's Counseling Corner

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Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

cry That's too long!

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
cry That's too long!
~snap out of it ....i gtg~cope on your lonesome

Scythe The Goat

I have arthirits in my goat dick, what do I doooooooooo??

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
~snap out of it ....i gtg~cope on your lonesome

Shaddup!
Originally posted by Scythe
I have arthirits in my goat dick, what do I doooooooooo??

Pinch one off.

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Pinch one off.

Owwie!

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Scythe
Owwie!

LOL, if you're joking, pinching one off is a term for masturbating, silly goose!

CommandoDelta38 Warrior of Zeon

i field stripped my rifle and cleaned it, but the bolt is still locked up ... how the hell do i get the thing unjammed

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Look through the barrel.

TRH Grand Poobah

I hurt my leg,Do I go to the doctor?

CommandoDelta38 Warrior of Zeon

i did ... i don't see anything stuck in it .... wait SCYTHE! STOP HUMPING MY RIFLE!

CommandoDelta38 Warrior of Zeon
Originally posted by TRH
I hurt my leg,Do I go to the doctor?

depends on how you hurt it ... and how much pain your in

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by TRH
I hurt my leg,Do I go to the doctor?

What kind of hurt? Is it still in pain after the incident? How many days?

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
i field stripped my rifle and cleaned it, but the bolt is still locked up ... how the hell do i get the thing unjammed

I know nothing about guns.

Originally posted by Scythe
I have arthirits in my goat dick, what do I doooooooooo??

😂 Ha! Are you sure you just don't have flacid?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
So yea, i might be addicted to hot cheetos... what do you suggest i do about my problem?

As long as your loved one doesn't have a problem with it, I wouldn't find it being a big deal.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Hot cheetos can burn away your stomach really bad.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hot cheetos can burn away your stomach really bad.

Really? I'm not a fan of that stuff, so I would have never guessed.

Thats teh gross lolzorzonaoijawef;lka

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Really? I'm not a fan of that stuff, so I would have never guessed.

Thats teh gross lolzorzonaoijawef;lka


I love them but not THAT much. If they're eaten in the excess they will screw up your insides really bad.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I love them but not THAT much. If they're eaten in the excess they will screw up your insides really bad.

Isn't that the same with Coke and Pepsi, because they are so acidic or something?

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Isn't that the same with Coke and Pepsi, because they are so acidic or something?

Pretty much anything like that, yes, because of the acidity in the drink. It'd pretty much have to be in excess though to cause real, noticeable, dramatic change.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Oh yea, i still need to know how i can quit my addiction to buffalo wings.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

To rid of it you run around the street wearing tighty-whities screaming "Festering Ball Of Puss!" waving your arms about. You will then be cured.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
To rid of it you run around the street wearing tighty-whities screaming "Festering Ball Of Puss!" waving your arms about. You will then be cured.

Exactly! Took the words right out of my mouth!