Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by SelphieT194 pages
Originally posted by Mairuzu
haha that reminds me of team america

HAHAHHA, I LOVE that part!

Re: Selphie's Counseling Corner

Originally posted by SelphieT
Come round, ye one and ye all!

Have a problem? I'll help ya solve 'em!

Need some advice? I've got plenty.

Whether the problem is major or minor, whether the problem is serious or rather silly, I'll hear ya out!

I may seem like a jerk sometimes, but I'm actually even nicer than I look, which is pretty farkin nice.

So PM me, or leave a comment, and I'll get to ya as fast as I can.

Satisfaction guarenteed!

My uncle Jimbo touches me in no-no places until nasty fluids come out, what should I do?

Re: Selphie's Counseling Corner

Originally posted by SelphieT
Come round, ye one and ye all!

Have a problem? I'll help ya solve 'em!

Need some advice? I've got plenty.

Whether the problem is major or minor, whether the problem is serious or rather silly, I'll hear ya out!

I may seem like a jerk sometimes, but I'm actually even nicer than I look, which is pretty farkin nice.

So PM me, or leave a comment, and I'll get to ya as fast as I can.

Satisfaction guarenteed!

I'm actually going to take you seriously...

How can I calm my mind down enought to get some sleep..I am a chronic insomniac. When I get sleepy, it is when I am at wok around 5 or when I have stayed up so late that it is not longer late anymore...but early. 🙁

Thanks

Re: Re: Selphie's Counseling Corner

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
My uncle Jimbo touches me in no-no places until nasty fluids come out, what should I do?

Have you ever said, "No"?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm actually going to take you seriously...

How can I calm my mind down enought to get some sleep..I am a chronic insomniac. When I get sleepy, it is when I am at wok around 5 or when I have stayed up so late that it is not longer late anymore...but early. 🙁

Thanks

To be honest, this was supposed to be an honest/serious thread, but no one really took it seriously. But anyhoo....

Hmm, have you just tried some basic methods, like reading a book before bed? That usually helps some get to sleep. The best thing to do is just try to be calm before bed, but thats so hard just in case you are anxious or excited. I know how badly it sucks.

If simple methods don't work, I'd recommend taking maybe even medication to help. Tylenol PM is a blessing for me sometimes.

I'll post a serious question, I am packed with homework at school that I need to do, but I have the attention span of a gnat, what can I do to help me focus?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I'll post a serious question, I am packed with homework at school that I need to do, but I have the attention span of a gnat, what can I do to help me focus?

I'm exactly the same. I'm the kind of person, where I can be hyper without having any form of drug, obviously including caffiene. So sometimes, so I can pay attention, I drink a Mt. Dew, and that seems to do the trick. I'm the complete opposite of some people. So, thats what I'd suggest so far. Tell me how it works.

Originally posted by Scythe
Peepee-aid?

That seriously made me LoL. hanuts

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
That seriously made me LoL. hanuts

Scythe needs a PeePee aide.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Scythe needs a PeePee aide.

He wears Depends Underwear. hanuts

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
He wears Depends Underwear. hanuts

And he eats them when he's soiled them! puke

Originally posted by SelphieT
And he eats them when he's soiled them! puke

LMAO sounds like Scythe alright!!!!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
LMAO sounds like Scythe alright!!!!

HAHAHAHA yeah! So whats up miss Kelly?

Originally posted by SelphieT
HAHAHAHA yeah! So whats up miss Kelly?

Nuffin' much, just sitting here with Seb acting like retards,
Spoiler:
aka RETARDS.
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Nuffin' much, just sitting here with Seb acting like retards,
Spoiler:
aka RETARDS.
Spoiler:
thats hotdroolio

Is there a specific reason why i love dark days, dark clouds, windy and the occasional rain?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Spoiler:
thats hotdroolio

Spoiler:
You're
hot!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Is there a specific reason why i love dark days, dark clouds, windy and the occasional rain?

Hmm, maybe you don't like going out into the sun that much? Don't worry, its not a problem, I exactly the same 🙂

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Spoiler:
You're
hot!
Spoiler:
you+sebastion+hot sex=me watching in the closet
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
That seriously made me LoL. hanuts

Whoooooooooo!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Hmm, maybe you don't like going out into the sun that much? Don't worry, its not a problem, I exactly the same 🙂

Spoiler:
you+sebastion+hot sex=me watching in the closet

You got yourself a deal!
Originally posted by Scythe
Whoooooooooo!

vin

Video tape it for me preez