Selphie's Counseling Corner

Hmm, what's that one word...... it's not castration....... damn.....

Vasectomy?

Hello selphie 1st time posting here, are you some wise oracle in which you can answer all?

Yes she is, and I am her Royal Jack.

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Hello selphie 1st time posting here, are you some wise oracle in which you can answer all?

She's a fart that erupted from my ass some 10,000 years ago!

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Hello selphie 1st time posting here, are you some wise oracle in which you can answer all?

Oracle? Nahhhhhh. But I did get my phd in ass kicking.

How can I help ya?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Vasectomy?

No, it has to do with little boys getting their winkie skin cut or somethin

Originally posted by Scythe
She's a fart that erupted from my ass some 10,000 years ago!

This isn't true. Don't listen to my goat hubby, he's a goat.

Originally posted by Selphie
Oracle? Nahhhhhh. But I did get my phd in ass kicking.

How can I help ya?

No, it has to do with little boys getting their winkie skin cut or somethin

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Vasectomy?

The jewish thing?

But anyways, yeah!! Selphie kicks so much goddamn ass! You'll probably go blind!

ITS NOT ONLY JEWISH.

What's it called again?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine

shut up retard

Originally posted by Selphie
ITS NOT ONLY JEWISH.

What's it called again?

shut up retard

weep

Originally posted by Scythe
Selphie kicks so much goddamn ass! You'll probably go blind!

Originally posted by Selphie
This is true.

RETARDS! I HANG OUT WITH RETARDS!

I oughta shit you out a pilgrim, pilgrim...

You hang out with cool retards.

Niglets?!

Wha?!

Shaddap and drink your nig-nog.

But I can't reach it! You just had to put it in the highest cabinet!

SHADDAP AND DRINK IT!