Selphie's Counseling Corner

Stop being a fool, then she'll stop nagging.

I have a canker sore in my lip, but I keep pickin' at it and that's only makin' it worse!

Originally posted by Scythe
I have a canker sore in my lip, but I keep pickin' at it and that's only makin' it worse!

It's probably HSV-1

Originally posted by McLovin
It's probably HSV-1

It's a Family Guy reference, Selphie knows it, it's one of her favorites.

Kit and I just watched that episode a week or so ago. It was quite good, though I prefer the one where Peter had the part time job at Burger King.

Originally posted by Kumori Okami
Kit and I just watched that episode a week or so ago. It was quite good, though I prefer the one where Peter had the part time job at Burger King.

Alot of them are really, really good. I have so many favorites, like the one where Peter got his fingers blown off by the fireworks.

Also good. I liked the one where Stewie and Brian had that bet and Stewie beat the Hell out of Brian until he paid up.

Hahahah.

Yeah, that fight scene was great! I like the one where Stewie likes that girl Janet in his preschool. His attempts at flirting where hilarious.

"ride that pony"

Stewie is pretty much the greatest thing to happen to that show. Brian is great, but he's to serious most of the time. (The New Rat Pack, consisting of Stewie, Brian, and Sinatra Jr. Awesome episode...)

Originally posted by Scythe
I have a canker sore in my lip, but I keep pickin' at it and that's only makin' it worse!

I'm the one that gave elecution lessons to Rosie Perez!

That's nothing to be proud of!

Yeah, the deer biting Stewie's ear off and Brian puking in the toilet did it for me.

Originally posted by Selphie
I'm the one that gave elecution lessons to Rosie Perez!

That's nothing to be proud of!

Don't be stoopid, she speek good and every 'ting.

Twinkie, the kid!

We, uh, we took away the baton. I mean, he was different enough.

Originally posted by Selphie
Twinkie, the kid!

We, uh, we took away the baton. I mean, he was different enough.

What's the big deal Lois, it's not like we're all gonna have a gay sex orgy in the living room...

*eyes widen slowly*

Originally posted by Scythe
What's the big deal Lois, it's not like we're all gonna have a gay sex orgy in the living room...

*eyes widen slowly*

*Brian uses fire extinguisher on flaming christmas tree*

*toy snakes pop out*

Dammit Peter!

Originally posted by Selphie
*Brian uses fire extinguisher on flaming christmas tree*

*toy snakes pop out*

Dammit Peter!

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth or so help you god?

I do.....ya bastard...

Originally posted by Scythe
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth or so help you god?

I do.....ya bastard...

Our selections of icecream are Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate, and People.

What was that last one?

Chocolate.

Originally posted by Selphie
Our selections of icecream are Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate, and People.

What was that last one?

Chocolate.

God, face it Brian, if I have to outsmart a fairy, I have to think like a fairy!

Originally posted by Scythe
God, face it Brian, if I have to outsmart a fairy, I have to think like a fairy!

Lois, are you pregnant?

No....why?

*pushes Lois down the stairs*