Selphie's Counseling Corner

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Scythe The Goat

Originally posted by Selphie
Lois, are you pregnant?

No....why?

*pushes Lois down the stairs*

Oh man, now i'll always be a virgin, or am I??? Ohhh, ohhhh

Selphie you teasing like you do

And then my step father kept saying, "I have no son, I have no son!" And mom..... mom just stood there......

Scythe The Goat

when people die they void their bowels.... I said, when people die THEY VOID THEIR BOWELS!

AGHHHH, AHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT A JACKASS!

Selphie you teasing like you do

Hahahaha.

Oh what a world, what a world in which we live in

Scythe The Goat

Oh the pity, the pity of it all!

Selphie you teasing like you do

D:

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Did momma really say knock you out?

Selphie you teasing like you do

Yeah, so Ima knock you out!

Like your purple and green colors btwwww

Selphie you teasing like you do

shooba shooba

Selphie you teasing like you do

bumpty humpty, up goes my thread

bumpty humpty, I am not dead

~Wålshy~ Restricted

are you in lesbian land now?

The Grey Fox Restricted

awesome

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
are you in lesbian land now?

No, but I'm getting there

~Wålshy~ Restricted

are you in Nebraska?

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
are you in Nebraska?

Yes.

Man, thanks to last night, now I'm over the border of liking girls more than guys. I hung out with a 31 year old, agressively sexual nerd, and it creeped the shit out of me.

It gets old. Old! OLD!

~Wålshy~ Restricted

Originally posted by Selphie
Yes.

Man, thanks to last night, now I'm over the border of liking girls more than guys. I hung out with a 31 year old, agressively sexual nerd, and it creeped the shit out of me.

It gets old. Old! OLD!

....🤨

..why are you hanging out with sexual agressive 31 year old guys?

LOL RAPE

we'll still get married if you're a lesbo though right? cry

Selphie you teasing like you do

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
....🤨

..why are you hanging out with sexual agressive 31 year old guys?

LOL RAPE

we'll still get married if you're a lesbo though right? cry

Oh don't worry babs, the only thing he touched was my hand when he shook it. Still sounds perverted, damn.

I only hung out with him because my stupid friend dragged me to his house.

Yes, we'll still get married.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Hi Selphie!

I thought we were gonna get married? bawling

~Wålshy~ Restricted

Originally posted by Selphie
Oh don't worry babs, the only thing he touched was my hand when he shook it. Still sounds perverted, damn.

I only hung out with him because my stupid friend dragged me to his house.

Yes, we'll still get married.

...okay 🤨

good 😄 you better be a good cook and a good shag 🙂

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Hi Selphie!

I thought we were gonna get married? bawling

yeah but were you born on the exact same day as her? no! so get some friends, you sl*t. uhuh

Selphie you teasing like you do

Okay, let's all become Mormons.