Selphie's Counseling Corner

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Fvck the police!

Man, I know. The whole system is so corrupt. Feck that shit.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Fine! Run Home Goat!

SHOO!!

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

INNERRISE YOU JERK! I was up all night hoping to hear from you, and NOTHING! NOTHIIIIIIIING!

Originally posted by Scythe
I can't! Selphie would kill me if I moved into her thread and used her cable to buy skin flicks...

As long as I get to watch first, its fine.

Originally posted by JaccArlington
I hereby announce that this is the most f*cked up thread ever.

Having said that, I have a problem.

Spoiler:
I can't beat FF8 with only Irvine and Selph!!! *is ashamed...*

What part are you at?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm not as pretty and sweet as her, so I'm not Selphie. 😛

Get out, everyone is sweeter and prettier than I! Even Bardock. In a way.

Originally posted by Scythe
I got a pin needle in one of my butt cheeks and there's children everywhere watching my every move, how do I take out the pin without murdering the children??

Well under those circumstances, you'll have to finish off at least one....... Tighten your cheeks REAL HARD, and aim, and pew! Right in the forehead of ol' Jimmy SinClar.

Originally posted by SelphieT
INNERRISE YOU JERK! I was up all night hoping to hear from you, and NOTHING! NOTHIIIIIIIING!

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*Randomly runs naked thru thread with a banana in his ass*

Originally posted by InnerRise
Well if that wasn't you on the phone last night that I was talking to then who was it? fear

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I was wondering why Scythe was recording me saying sexy things yesterday afternoon......

I was wondering why you kept saying: " Poopy Porch Incident" over and over and over again. 😬

Me: "Hey Selphie!"
Selphie: "Poopy Porch Incident!"

Me: "How ya doing?"
Selphie: "Poopy Porch Incident!"

Me: "I'm gonna go now....."
Selphie: "Poopy Porch Incident!"

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
*Randomly runs naked thru thread with a banana in his ass*

Selphie! What else shall i draw for you

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Selphie! What else shall i draw for you

No idea.....suprise me......

Originally posted by InnerRise
I was wondering why you kept saying: " Poopy Porch Incident" over and over and over again. 😬

Me: "Hey Selphie!"
Selphie: "Poopy Porch Incident!"

Me: "How ya doing?"
Selphie: "Poopy Porch Incident!"

Me: "I'm gonna go now....."
Selphie: "Poopy Porch Incident!"

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I was also wondering why he thought that was hot as well......

Originally posted by SelphieT
No idea.....suprise me......

well, ok... ill try to find what you like...

I shit on your souls.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I shit on your souls.

Well too bad, because I won't even noticed from the hundreds of pounds of shit Scythe has dumped on my soul.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I shit on your souls.

I shit at a rate of 20 tons per second.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I soul on your shits.

OH SHEEEEEEEEIT!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I shit at a rate of 20 tons per second.

Scythe has an I.V. connected from his ass to my soul, sorry, you just can't beat him.

She really does... i supplied it...

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I shit at a rate of 20 tons per second.

Originally posted by SelphieT
OH SHEEEEEEEEIT!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Scythe has an I.V. connected from his ass to my soul, sorry, you just can't beat him.