Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by Scythe194 pages

With a knick knack patti whack give the goat a bone!

That ol' biatch came rolling home!

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

This old goat!

Fine! Run Home Goat!

SHOO!!

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I live here though, oh wait....this isn't my thread.....*shoos away*...

Good mornin'!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Good mornin'!

I don't live here!

Originally posted by Scythe
I don't live here!

Well pack your things up at home and move on in, sonny! 😛

I can't! Selphie would kill me if I moved into her thread and used her cable to buy skin flicks...

Hm...good point. Well we'll see!

I hereby announce that this is the most f*cked up thread ever.

Having said that, I have a problem.

Spoiler:
I can't beat FF8 with only Irvine and Selph!!! *is ashamed...*

Please tell me how to rid of this constipation

Google "Natural remedies for constipation."

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Google "Natural remedies for constipation."

Thanks selph... i mean KELLY

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Thanks selph... i mean KELLY

I'm not as pretty and sweet as her, so I'm not Selphie. 😛

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm not as pretty and sweet as her, so I'm not Selphie. 😛

Its ok, not everyone can be selph...

True. 😄

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
True. 😄

But we can always kill her 😈

I got a pin needle in one of my butt cheeks and there's children everywhere watching my every move, how do I take out the pin without murdering the children??

Originally posted by Mairuzu
But we can always kill her 😈

Noooo. cry
Originally posted by Scythe
I got a pin needle in one of my butt cheeks and there's children everywhere watching my every move, how do I take out the pin without murdering the children??

Back your goat bum up to them and expose the needle to frighten them as if you were going to prick them, but just...don't. 😛