Selphie's Counseling Corner

I kill people for a living.....

And I have no love............

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
I kill people for a living.....

And I have no love............

REALLY? Me too, we should hook up.

You do?

I get government cash for it though... Soldier boy and all...

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
You do?

I get government cash for it though... Soldier boy and all...

Oh. I don't get paid, it's a hobby for me 😊

But someday, you can join me

A killer hobby... 😐

Heehee, indeed. Scythe joins me sometimes, he's the person that got me hooked.

We're necros, you want to join us sometime?

Yeah, but only if we kill those that deserve it most.

Oh what fun is that? People who typically deserve it are ugly.

Who wants to get it on with an ugly dead body? Other than Scythe? No one.

There is such a thing as... forceful facial rearrangements...

Thats why I always carry around my trusty sledgehammer.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
There is such a thing as... forceful facial rearrangements...

Thats why I always carry around my trusty sledgehammer.

Yeah I guess........ but sledge hammers are good for tenderizing the meat of the body. And we typically eat our playmates after we've sexed them....

You the black widow?

Your not gonna turn into some giant hungry spider are ya?

I am still a human being......

*Gods what have I done!*

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
You the black widow?

Your not gonna turn into some giant hungry spider are ya?

I am still a human being......

*Gods what have I done!*

I'm a human, I'm not some wild animal! (well, I am in bed, but thats another story)

Wild animals do it for survival, we do it for fun.

Thats still.... chewing the meat...... and swallowing........ and the nark stuff.....

I just like to shoot stuff, and blow things up......

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Thats still.... chewing the meat...... and swallowing........ and the nark stuff.....

I just like to shoot stuff, and blow things up......

SAVAGE!

Yep... I waste perfectly good meat... but I can't do the cannibal thing... unless I was a dragon or a crocodile or something... something that appreciates human meat anyway.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Yep... I waste perfectly good meat... but I can't do the cannibal thing... unless I was a dragon or a crocodile or something... something that appreciates human meat anyway.

We're doing the animals a favor here. Until we eat them too.

Well, why not eat our fellow humans? You really should try it.

Jamaican Jerky is pretty good 😊

Because I don't want to be making food babies...

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Because I don't want to be making food babies...

..........? Why not?

Because They are evil....... even moreso than me...........

I made one once...... *Rambles incoherently about evil food babies*

Originally posted by SelphieT
*grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you* STOP BEING OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE!