Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by SelphieT194 pages

Pretty bored, but good, but cold.

Weather was so nice, now it's already cold! I'm already hating the New England area.

I think I'm going to jump in bed to warm up. Even though I'll probably just be colder. 🙁

Yeah, it's cold as a bastard here too. It's gotten to the point where I really can't wait to get out of the country for a bit. Actually, it's very rarely not at that point.

Eh, I just can't wait for the Thanksgiving weekend, I'm visiting my old home, but unfortunately I'm picking up the rest of my shit I left there, and bringing it back here. So I'll only get to be there for a wee bit, but hopefully it'll be warmer.

And if the temperature isn't warmer, at least I will be, hopefully I'll see all my friends I had to leave behind. And maybe some family. 🙂

I could easily leave the "country" too. Doesn't really feel like leaving the country however, when you only live 15 miles away from Canada.

That must be pretty cool, especially if the U.S drinking laws start to become an annoyance.

God, I was freezing my ass off this morning!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
God, I was freezing my ass off this morning!

Wasn't so bad today, but shit son, yesterday and the day before? Terrible.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
That must be pretty cool, especially if the U.S drinking laws start to become an annoyance.

....maybe?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
God, I was freezing my ass off this morning!

Ass? What ass? Men don't have asses! 😱

I do 😐

Hmm, most guys do have some pretty sad asses........ 🙁

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I do 😐

Prove it!
Originally posted by SelphieT
Hmm, most guys do have some pretty sad asses........ 🙁

Most of them are cute, especially the little bitty cowboy butts that you can only pinch with two fingers. 080

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Prove it!

Most of them are cute, especially the little bitty cowboy butts that you can only pinch with two fingers. 080

Awwww, I have no experience with that! I'm such a loser! 🙁

No your not.

*Comforts*

Man I have a nice ass apparently, but I hate it.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Awwww, I have no experience with that! I'm such a loser! 🙁

Well, around here NO guy has an ass..it's like they just left it in the seat when they got up!

Funny topic...😛

My bootay isnt flat... its like im part black!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
My bootay isnt flat... its like im part black!
Co-signed.

Women never leave it alone. 😠

I watched this porn once where this one guy f*cking this one chick had a nice ass.....

I guess I've never payed attention to the asses of the guys I've dated.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I watched this porn once where this one guy f*cking this one chick had a nice ass.....

I guess I've never payed attention to the asses of the guys I've dated.

A girl who admits to watching porn. 👆

My kinda girl, if only more were like that. 😎

Porn's awesome. I swear, anyone past the age of 13 that's watched porn, has liked it, no matter how much they deny it.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
My bootay isnt flat... its like im part black!

*Pinch*
Originally posted by SelphieT
I watched this porn once where this one guy f*cking this one chick had a nice ass.....

I guess I've never payed attention to the asses of the guys I've dated.


I like women's butts too..but I like cleavage and stomachs better.

Women's asses? Hell yeah!!! Breasts? HELL YEAH!!!

Stomach's aren't really my thing however. I'm not one for guys with washboard abs. I think a little belly, NOT HUGE, but a wittle one is cute 😊