Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by MR.Grum194 pages

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Sorry, t'was for Jacc

Originally posted by SelphieT
Sorry, t'was for Jacc
i noticed.

nah, we managed to work it out, though it's an everlasting fear...

Well, you've just got to trust her anyways. I know it sucks hearing that, but ya gotta....... it'll benefit in the long run....

i know. doesn't mean it's any easier, though...

Oh I know that...... I know that....

Originally posted by JaccArlington
Selph, there are three things in life I fear:

1. George Bush staying in office any longer.

2. My girlfriend leaving me for someone else.

3. Saturday Night Live getting cancelled.

With that list, I've no reason to fear you. Nice try, though. 🙂

I fear death.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I fear death.

death is inevitable. it is the end of the line, and one day we all must face it. knowing this, there is no reason to fear it. you've gotta die sometime, and as none of us truly know when we will die, i live by the philosophy of "live every day as though it were your last." but to each their own.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Oh I know that...... I know that....

well, it's taken some thought, but i think i'm just gonna have to trust her regardless of what my paranoia tells me. my gut says to trust her. that's what matters... besides... it'll never work if i don't.

yeah.........

Lack of confidence is really becoming constraining. It's winding me up quite a bit.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Lack of confidence is really becoming constraining. It's winding me up quite a bit.

Aw, what's wrong sweetie?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Aw, what's wrong sweetie?

It's something that's plagued me for a few years, I just have low self esteem and it's making forming relationships very difficult. A never ending circle of me thinking that every girl's out of my league, it's an annoyance really.

I don't even really know why I posted the whole dilemma, catharsis I suppose.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
It's something that's plagued me for a few years, I just have low self esteem and it's making forming relationships very difficult. A never ending circle of me thinking that every girl's out of my league, it's an annoyance really.

I don't even really know why I posted the whole dilemma, catharsis I suppose.

Oh don't be silly, it's fine that you posted that.

Actually, I know the feeling way too well. I don't have the best self esteem either....

Well, if I must say myself, I have to admit you are a very handsome guy. You definitely aren't ugly, I don't see why you'd think you aren't good enough.

Just be yourself, and don't worry about what others think. If someone's going to think you're less of a person because you like/do a certain thing, then they aren't even worth it to begin with. They're just a judgemental f*ck.

selphie! it's bad this time! i don't know what to do!!!

Spoiler:
I'm SOFA KING WE TODD DID!!!

Rise chicken, a rise!

the squirrels! they're after me bacon-flavored lucky charms!!! CRACKERS! CRACKERS, BUT NO SQUEEZY CHEESE!!!

Horse shoes.....red balloons....... pots full of gold.......

DAMMIT, I hate myself! I could never recite it correctly! I'll never have my face on LIFE CEREAL!

hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons! pots of gold and rainbows, and me red balloons!

damnit, now you all know how I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs and my trix are for kids! damn those frosted flakes, they're not grrreat!!!! and WHAT IS UP WITH THE CHICKEN ON THE CORN FLAKES BOX?!?!?!?!?!

I'm caca for cocoa puffs!

Chicken!? I THOUGHT IT WAS A HEN! That lays golden eggs! And says, "Shimmy Shack Shimmy Shack!"

AND I licked the yogurt on the bed, it tasted like Count Chocula!