Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by MR.Grum194 pages
MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by SelphieT
Betch.
you know you want meuhuh

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Yeah, after I kill you.

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yeah, after I kill you.
hey what ever your fetishherbnone

SelphieT you teasing like you do

I know, right? droolio

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by SelphieT
I know, right? droolio
~pick up the phone

SelphieT you teasing like you do

No. I fed it to my best friend.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Note to self, I want to rape you terribly, heh!

But srrsly.

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by SelphieT
Betch.
Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by SelphieT
No. I fed it to my best friend.

Burp...

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
I have a pimple on my ass that recently imploded and sent mucus-like shit spreading all over the classroom, but I wanna pin the event on my friend who was splattered first next to me, what do I do Selphie?!

You wheel around the classroom, and PUNCH THEM ALL IN THE FACE!

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by SelphieT
You wheel around the classroom, and PUNCH THEM ALL IN THE FACE!

Been there, done that.

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by SelphieT
You wheel around the classroom, and PUNCH THEM ALL IN THE FACE!
I prefer riding on the trike at the playground, decapitating them all with a rusted hatchet.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Boooooooring.

Scythe The Goat

Nice.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Pretty much. I'll call you tonight Scythe.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I prefer riding on the trike at the playground, decapitating them all with a rusted hatchet.

Actually, I prefer stuffing people's heads into a bike gear, then RIDE ON!!!!

SelphieT you teasing like you do

So.....you'd be sitting on their heads?

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

No, putting thier heads in a bike gear. The force would grind thier head, ahh, the sight of blood amuses me.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Amuses you? But why such a waste?

You might as well put it to good use, it's a way of life.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Like what? I just envisioned the best way of killing two people.