Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by JaccArlington194 pages

holy $#!+, Selph, i didn't catch the line after your sig image... i only saw the first part for a bit, and thought it was something TOTALLY wrong...

Originally posted by JaccArlington
holy $#!+, Selph, i didn't catch the line after your sig image... i only saw the first part for a bit, and thought it was something TOTALLY wrong...

Yeah.... you could take it both ways...😏

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
You wanna work on dead bodies?

Work on, work with, ya know.

I'd kill you if I had my gun!

Originally posted by SelphieT
I'm planning on going into the field of Mortuary Science.

I'd like to go into film, but....

Eh.......

I'd rather be a musician, but if I need something to fall on, I think I'd be a funeral director.

You mean, look over the bodies of the dearly departed?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
You mean, look over the bodies of the dearly departed?

Pick 'em up, embalm 'em, stitch 'em up, clean 'em up, do the paperwork, go to the funeral, all that jazz.

Do they talk to you?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Pick 'em up, embalm 'em, stitch 'em up, clean 'em up, do the paperwork, go to the funeral, all that jazz.
Steal an organ just to see how it tastes?

Are you ****in phsyco?

Nah, I would've done the same.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Do they talk to you?

Betch, I haven't even gone to school for it yet, shit.

All that is morbidly obese man.

STOP TALKING ABOUT JOE! SHIT! IT'S LIKE, THAT'S ALL YOU EVER ****ING TALK ABOUT ANYMORE! OOOH, JOE THIS, JOE THAT, LETS MAKE MUFFINS, I-I-I JUST HATE HIM!!!!!!!

Originally posted by SelphieT
STOP TALKING ABOUT JOE! SHIT! IT'S LIKE, THAT'S ALL YOU EVER ****ING TALK ABOUT ANYMORE! OOOH, JOE THIS, JOE THAT, LETS MAKE MUFFINS, I-I-I JUST HATE HIM!!!!!!!
Shut up and make me a goddamn sandwich.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Shut up and make me a goddamn sandwich.

Why don't you make your penis worthwhile, and get it out of Scythe's mouth!?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Why don't you make your penis worthwhile, and get it out of Scythe's mouth!?
Lol phail. I chopped my penis off 3 years ago.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lol phail. I chopped my penis off 3 years ago.

Well, only people with penises can boss around the Selphster.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Well, only people with penises can boss around the Selphster.
*SMACK* SHUT THE FVCK UP AND MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWICH!!!

Betch, I'm not the sandwich making freak. That's Scythe. Plus he's conveniently wearing a french maid dress. But I recommend you ask him to make you a sammich within the next -2 seconds, because he just ate the dress. 🙂

He ate the dress cause I want to see his ass naked. He's dustin the TV with his legs spread so I can see the innards of his ass hole and the back of his balls. He's busy, NOW MAKE MY FVCKING SANDWICH!!!

Wah wah.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Betch, I haven't even gone to school for it yet, shit.

ermmad

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
*SMACK* SHUT THE FVCK UP AND MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWICH!!!

*Punches*
What the ****!!!!!