Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by Sol Valentine194 pages

Ugh, y'know what, dump her.

The hell are you talkin' to?

i'm trying to but a ferrarri.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
i'm trying to but a ferrarri.
What?

"phail"

Clickly on this pwnage.

Don't you pretend that I'm not alive

Originally posted by SelphieT
Clickly on this pwnage.
crylaugh

Originally posted by Blight
Don't you pretend that I'm not alive
Are you alive?

Originally posted by Blight
Don't you pretend that I'm not alive

Whatchu talkin' bout?

My bones never ache unless she's nearby uhuh

...........kinky?

Originally posted by SelphieT
...........kinky?
It's from Amputechture.

Originally posted by Blight
It's from Amputechture.

DAMMIT. How'd I miss that?!

Originally posted by SelphieT
DAMMIT. How'd I miss that?!
I have no idea. It was the first two lyrics 🙁

Ugh, I think I'm going to CUT AWAY! CUT AWAY!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Ugh, I think I'm going to CUT AWAY! CUT AWAY!
So you're sending transmission to the one armed scissor?

You know what's funny?

The way that I got my now ex-girlfriend to be super attracted to me was the night we were driving home from a Tool Concert and didn't have a radio so I sang her Miranda that ghost just isn't holy anymore.

Worked like magic.

Originally posted by Blight
So you're sending transmission to the one armed scissor?

Yes, this is the campain, slithered entrails in the cargo bay ermm

Sputnik sicklese found in the sea.