Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by Sol Valentine194 pages

Originally posted by SelphieT
Take your life.

Teehee.

Change it to Miss Murder.

Originally posted by SelphieT

Stop! In the name of love! Before I break, your heart!

I got the drug dealer on speed dial!

Originally posted by Scythe
It's Liz before she met Scythe, and after.

YOU MADE ME UGLY!

The second pic's smexy. Anymore?

Originally posted by SelphieT
YOU MADE ME UGLY!

And I'd do it again!!! do it again!!!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
The second pic's smexy. Anymore?

NO, GO DIEEEEEEE!

YOU GODDAMN GOAT! YOU RUINED MY VAGINAAA!

Originally posted by SelphieT
NO, GO DIEEEEEEE!

YOU GODDAMN GOAT! YOU RUINED MY VAGINAAA!

I got him on speed dial.

*Calls*

Take a drag.

I'm hungry.

I'm a good cook

Go make me something

What would u like

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What do you make best?

Originally posted by SelphieT

Stop! In the name of love! Before I break, your heart!

Ya're gorgeous, dollface. 😱

Originally posted by SelphieT
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What do you make best?

Pastas, chicken, fish

Sooooooo Miss Selphie,

I have this friend. I shall call him BF. Well, he hankered me into this relationship on the pretext that I wouldn't have to do much. So I agreed thinking that I'd at least have someone to talk to. He told me I could share and all that jazz if I ever needed. Lately, all he cares about is sex. And if I wanted a sexual relationship I'd have one with someone a little closer to home (he lives a couple states away) and less exclusive. mmm

So do you think he used me? I miss it when he actually talked to me.
I should probably tell him, eh? Just afraid he'll get mad at me. Suggestions. Advice. Much appreciated. Meh.

I got mother problem too.

My mother & Father are separated.

Normally on Xmas i go to my uncles on the evening, and all my moms side gathers and we just have fun like.

This year my dad says he won't be in in the morning and afternoon so i can only come over during the evening, i said okay I'll talk to mom. Not with 6 or so says left both are like pressuring me to go with them.

My father says he planned it ages ago so mom is just making it difficult.

My mother says father knows what i do every evening and he's being spiteful.

To be honest i feel like ditching both of them, but i don't have anywhere else to go. So, whats your advice? 🙁

please don't ask what i want to do. Be with my mother or father.... that's an impossible question

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Sooooooo Miss Selphie,

I have this friend. I shall call him BF. Well, he hankered me into this relationship on the pretext that I wouldn't have to do much. So I agreed thinking that I'd at least have someone to talk to. He told me I could share and all that jazz if I ever needed. Lately, all he cares about is sex. And if I wanted a sexual relationship I'd have one with someone a little closer to home (he lives a couple states away) and less exclusive. mmm

So do you think he used me? I miss it when he actually talked to me.
I should probably tell him, eh? Just afraid he'll get mad at me. Suggestions. Advice. Much appreciated. Meh.

Beat the shit put of that ***** for using you.

Hi Selp.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I'm hungry.

What do want, Miss?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Beat the shit put of that ***** for using you.
wow...

What?