The Devil offers you superpowers...

Started by masterbruce4 pages

The Devil offers you superpowers...

with a catch of course. Every power comes with a curse or limitation. Which one would you choose, or would you refuse the devil's offer?

1. Have Superman's powers...but you will die if you are exposed to ANY sunlight!

2. Have Spiderman's powers...but insects around the globe will be attracted to you and come to you!

3. Have Colossus' powers...but you will always be in metal form and lose all your sensations of touch!

4. Have Xavier's powers...but you will have no control over when, who, and how many people's minds you read!

5. Have Wolverine's powers...but you will NEVER die! (Think carefully before you choose this one)

6. Refuse the Devil's offer and be content with your own life!

Originally posted by masterbruce
with a catch of course. Every power comes with a curse or limitation. Which one would you choose, or would you refuse the devil's offer?

1. Have Superman's powers...but you will die if you are exposed to ANY sunlight!

2. Have Spiderman's powers...but insects around the globe will be attracted to you and come to you!

3. Have Colossus' powers...but you will always be in metal form and lose all your sensations of touch!

4. Have Xavier's powers...but you will have no control over when, who, and how many people's minds you read!

5. Have Wolverine's powers...but you will NEVER die! (Think carefully before you choose this one)

6. Refuse the Devil's offer and be content with your own life!

Spiderman's....or Wolverines. all the others suck. 😐

Re: The Devil offers you superpowers...

Originally posted by masterbruce
with a catch of course. Every power comes with a curse or limitation. Which one would you choose, or would you refuse the devil's offer?

1. Have Superman's powers...but you will die if you are exposed to ANY sunlight!

2. Have Spiderman's powers...but insects around the globe will be attracted to you and come to you!

3. Have Colossus' powers...but you will always be in metal form and lose all your sensations of touch!

4. Have Xavier's powers...but you will have no control over when, who, and how many people's minds you read!

5. Have Wolverine's powers...but you will NEVER die! (Think carefully before you choose this one)

6. Refuse the Devil's offer and be content with your own life!

Well.....given that it's Mephisto giving out the powers, I'm gonna back out. He never gives a fair deal. 😛

If I had to pick, Superman's powers. It means you're restricted abit, but it's workable. Oh wait...........no space travel. 🙁 I'll go with Spiderman. 😄

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
Spiderman's....or Wolverines. all the others suck. 😐

I don't know man, I think Wolverine's is the worst curse. You can NEVER die....EVER.

When our planet dies in a billion years, you'll be floating around in space...lonely and miserable for eternity.

Re: Re: The Devil offers you superpowers...

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Well.....given that it's Mephisto giving out the powers, I'm gonna back out. He never gives a fair deal. 😛

If I had to pick, Superman's powers. It means you're restricted abit, but it's workable. Oh wait...........no space travel. 🙁 I'll go with Spiderman. 😄

How would you deal with millions of bugs following you whereever you go?

Originally posted by masterbruce
I don't know man, I think Wolverine's is the worst curse. You can NEVER die....EVER.

When our planet dies in a billion years, you'll be floating around in space...lonely and miserable for eternity.

well Spider-man's was my first
Originally posted by masterbruce
How would you deal with millions of bugs following you whereever you go?
meh, i'll deal. i'll use them against crime 😛

Use them against crime? He said they follow you, not obey you.

And Superman's powers aren't powers.

Where does he get his power? The very thing that kills him? 😬.

Spiderman's is probably the best option. just use lots and lots and lots of bug spray. the other ones are much worth.

i would be spidy one of his newer powers he gained right before the other that marvel seems to have forgotten is that he is able to communicate with arachnids i can use that to my advantage the rest i'll lure into a trap


1. Have Superman's powers...but you will die if you are exposed to ANY sunlight!

2. Have Spiderman's powers...but insects around the globe will be attracted to you and come to you!

3. Have Colossus' powers...but you will always be in metal form and lose all your sensations of touch!

4. Have Xavier's powers...but you will have no control over when, who, and how many people's minds you read!

5. Have Wolverine's powers...but you will NEVER die! (Think carefully before you choose this one)

6. Refuse the Devil's offer and be content with your own life!

1. No

2. The best option but still no.

3. Hell NO! No touch = no fun with women.

4. No, there are enough voices in my head....dur

5. Nah, immortality would get boring. Plus, as MB said, being around for billions of years.

6. Yes.

Originally posted by Soljer
Use them against crime? He said they follow you, not obey you.

And Superman's powers aren't powers.

Where does he get his power? The very thing that kills him? 😬.

for superman's powers, you get his powers without his need for sunlight...in fact, you have to avoid it at all costs

Originally posted by lando005
i would be spidy one of his newer powers he gained right before the other that marvel seems to have forgotten is that he is able to communicate with arachnids i can use that to my advantage the rest i'll lure into a trap

arachnaids are not insects.

Originally posted by tjcoady
arachnaids are not insects.

But Spidey can communicate with spiders. Lando is saying that he'd communicate with spiders to set up a trap, and then lead all the insects to said trap.

However, just BEING Spidey would destroy the world. Ecosystems DEPEND on insects. If they're all trying to get to you, the ecosystems around them fail.

All the options decrease your quality of life way too much to be plausible choices.

In a comic scenario, this could possibly work, but only because Mephisto would offer something like Colossus or Wolverine's powers to someone senseless with lust for power... not something you find too often on KMC.

Wolverine all the way.

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
All the options decrease your quality of life way too much to be plausible choices.

In a comic scenario, this could possibly work, but only because Mephisto would offer something like Colossus or Wolverine's powers to someone senseless with lust for power... not something you find too often on KMC.

That, and most of the posters on here know that one of Mephisto's main MOs is a crooked deal. 😆

Originally posted by Soljer
But Spidey can communicate with spiders. Lando is saying that he'd communicate with spiders to set up a trap, and then lead all the insects to said trap.

However, just BEING Spidey would destroy the world. Ecosystems DEPEND on insects. If they're all trying to get to you, the ecosystems around them fail.

not what i had in mind but i like your idea better..... and i just thought of something else if i'm spidy do i get my clones? that should offset the bug problem

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
All the options decrease your quality of life way too much to be plausible choices.

In a comic scenario, this could possibly work, but only because Mephisto would offer something like Colossus or Wolverine's powers to someone senseless with lust for power... not something you find too often on KMC.

....you called ?

Wolverines for me , I fear death.

Re: The Devil offers you superpowers...

Originally posted by masterbruce
with a catch of course. Every power comes with a curse or limitation. Which one would you choose, or would you refuse the devil's offer?

1. Have Superman's powers...but you will die if you are exposed to ANY sunlight!

2. Have Spiderman's powers...but insects around the globe will be attracted to you and come to you!

3. Have Colossus' powers...but you will always be in metal form and lose all your sensations of touch!

4. Have Xavier's powers...but you will have no control over when, who, and how many people's minds you read!

5. Have Wolverine's powers...but you will NEVER die! (Think carefully before you choose this one)

6. Refuse the Devil's offer and be content with your own life!

Id turn down the offer other being exist and other sources exist that can give you powers.

I'd refuse. I mean, come on its a deal with Satan, how stupid can you be to deal with a guy that's such an idiot, he's opposed to God?