The Devil offers you superpowers...

Started by NiñoAraña4 pages

Originally posted by Soljer
That'd take quite a while. Considering the mapped paths of asteroids that orbit the sun, one colliding with the Earth before the sun goes is MUCH more likely.
eh, right right, i thought you meant earth spontaniously exploding. lol.

#3 The sense of touch is overrated.

Originally posted by ExodusCloak
What if I get someone drunk and then get them to sign it off to me?
that'd be prep time. none of that 😛

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
#3 The sense of touch is overrated.

you really think so?

Originally posted by masterbruce
you really think so?

Maybe 😮

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
#3 The sense of touch is overrated.

Orgasm.

Nuff said.

Originally posted by Soljer
Orgasm.

Nuff said.

On the other end of the spectrum is torture.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
On the other end of the spectrum is torture.

yeah, because most people will experience torture in their lives 🙄

Well,there are a lot of married people....

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
On the other end of the spectrum is torture.

Hmmm...

I've orgasmed hundreds and hundreds of times in my life. I don't believe I've ever been the subject of torture.

Beyond that, the tactile sense is used very often in grappling (something I LOVE doing), in balance, and, the fact of the matter is, being immune to pain really isn't a boon. Pain is a natural warning response - it warns you of tissue damage.

And, you'd be stuck as steel your entire life.

I mean, if you're willing to give up some of the most mindblowing experiences known to man for a little strength and durability....

Originally posted by masterbruce
yeah, because most people will experience torture in their lives 🙄

People who make bargains with the devil and end up with Superhuman powers in a world where no one else has them would have far more opportunity.

Originally posted by Soljer
Hmmm...

I've orgasmed hundreds and hundreds of times in my life. I don't believe I've ever been the subject of torture.

Beyond that, the tactile sense is used very often in grappling (something I LOVE doing), in balance, and, the fact of the matter is, being immune to pain really isn't a boon. Pain is a natural warning response - it warns you of tissue damage.

And, you'd be stuck as steel your entire life.

I mean, if you're willing to give up some of the most mindblowing experiences known to man for a little strength and durability....

If I had a body made a steel, tissue damage would not be a common problem.

As for the rest srug

I'd choose Xavier's power, control the Devil's mind, and then give myself Superman's powers, but the correct ones with no limitations.

Problem solved. 😄

Superman's powers: meh, too restrictive.

Spidey's powers: and be stalked/haunted/chased by every motherfookin' wasp, killer bee and hornet on the planet? Yeah right 🙄

Colossus' powers: I'll take it in a second. I may look horrible, but people will get used to that. And touch is indeed overrated.

Xavier's powers: sounds like major headache.

Wolverine's powers: I'll look normal and live forever, but if somebody, for some reason, decides to dispose of me in the classic Italian way (cement!) then I'm royally screwed for all eternity. Brrr....

Turning down the offer: since mr Devil can't be trusted, turning him down doesn't seem like a very good idea.

Re: The Devil offers you superpowers...

Originally posted by masterbruce
with a catch of course. Every power comes with a curse or limitation. Which one would you choose, or would you refuse the devil's offer?

1. Have Superman's powers...but you will die if you are exposed to ANY sunlight!

2. Have Spiderman's powers...but insects around the globe will be attracted to you and come to you!

3. Have Colossus' powers...but you will always be in metal form and lose all your sensations of touch!

4. Have Xavier's powers...but you will have no control over when, who, and how many people's minds you read!

5. Have Wolverine's powers...but you will NEVER die! (Think carefully before you choose this one)

6. Refuse the Devil's offer and be content with your own life!


gotta be 6. not one of them is at all remotely attractive.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
#3 The sense of touch is overrated.

Originally posted by Dinalfos
Superman's powers: meh, too restrictive.

Spidey's powers: and be stalked/haunted/chased by every motherfookin' wasp, killer bee and hornet on the planet? Yeah right 🙄

Colossus' powers: I'll take it in a second. I may look horrible, but people will get used to that. And touch is indeed overrated.

Xavier's powers: sounds like major headache.

Wolverine's powers: I'll look normal and live forever, but if somebody, for some reason, decides to dispose of me in the classic Italian way (cement!) then I'm royally screwed for all eternity. Brrr....

Turning down the offer: since mr Devil can't be trusted, turning him down doesn't seem like a very good idea.

It's easy to see who the virgins of this board are...

Originally posted by batdude123
It's easy to see who the virgins of this board are...
haermm

irony. lookaround

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
haermm

irony. lookaround

And this assumption is based on?

Oh, and just so Symmetric Chaos and Dinalfos don't get shitty, I'll go ahead and add a 😛 to this post:

Originally posted by batdude123
It's easy to see who the virgins of this board are... 😛

Originally posted by batdude123
And this assumption is based on?
pure jackassery. haermm

he goes one he offers u ull have the biggest penis, but u can never get it up who u do it?