The Devil offers you superpowers...

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I'd kick Mephisto's ass (that whiny piece of crap) or try to esoterically confuse him a la Adam Warlock. Then I'd give myself any powers I wanted.

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Re: The Devil offers you superpowers...

Originally posted by masterbruce
with a catch of course. Every power comes with a curse or limitation. Which one would you choose, or would you refuse the devil's offer?

Are you serious? Go ask Jason Blood how happy he is living with Etrigan for all eternity.

Oh great Kirby! You trully were wise.

Re: The Devil offers you superpowers...

Originally posted by masterbruce
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4. Have Xavier's powers...but you will have no control over when, who, and how many people's minds you read!

I'd go with this one, the con isn't so bad if you can vegetise everyone on the planet for a few hours and then switch their minds back on when you're bored.

Originally posted by ExodusCloak
I'd go with this one, the con isn't so bad if you can vegetise everyone on the planet for a few hours and then switch their minds back on when you're bored.

Gamemaster lives with that omnipathy somehow.

Originally posted by ExodusCloak
I'd go with this one, the con isn't so bad if you can vegetise everyone on the planet for a few hours and then switch their minds back on when you're bored.

Good point there.

Re: The Devil offers you superpowers...

Originally posted by masterbruce
with a catch of course. Every power comes with a curse or limitation. Which one would you choose, or would you refuse the devil's offer?

1. Have Superman's powers...but you will die if you are exposed to ANY sunlight!

Whoah you invented an new character. Albino man !

id take wolverine powers if you can never die ,you can do what the hell you want and nobody could stop you.

None of them, don't trust the devil.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
None of them, don't trust the devil.
sucker haermm

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
sucker haermm

Devil worshiper. haermm

Originally posted by batdude123
Devil worshiper. haermm
i least i'll get superpowers.....

go fly away with your towel cape haermm

Yeah, well have fun with trillions of insects surrounding you your whole life. 😆

Originally posted by batdude123
Yeah, well have fun with trillions of insects surrounding you your whole life. 😆
i'll make sure to swing by your house, maybe stop in.

haermm

You'd think Mephisto would be more interested in souls...how about a trade. I sell someone elses soul to him for powers with no strings attached.

Originally posted by ExodusCloak
You'd think Mephisto would be more interested in souls...how about a trade. I sell someone elses soul to him for powers with no strings attached.
you don't own someone else's soul. not yours to sell. 😕

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
you don't own someone else's soul. not yours to sell. 😕

What if I get someone drunk and then get them to sign it off to me?

None.

The people who say live forever. You would be crazy from living so long. Also when the world explodes can you imagine just staying there in space. In pain maybe as well? Wolverines is the worst I think.

Also Xaviers would be bad, can you imagine accidentally picking up thoughts of your nan or something thinking about sex etc. None all the way.

Originally posted by lordboo
id take wolverine powers if you can never die ,you can do what the hell you want and nobody could stop you.

The rest of eternity imprisoned kinda sucks.

Right up till the Earth explodes. Then floating around in space kinda sucks. Till the big crunch, I suppose.

Then chilling for eternity with or without a new big bang would, still, kinda suck.

Originally posted by Soljer
The rest of eternity imprisoned kinda sucks.

Right up till the Earth explodes. Then floating around in space kinda sucks. Till the big crunch, I suppose.

Then chilling for eternity with or without a new big bang would, still, kinda suck.

who says the earth will explode? the sun will go nova and engulf us before then.....

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
who says the earth will explode? the sun will go nova and engulf us before then.....

That'd take quite a while. Considering the mapped paths of asteroids that orbit the sun, one colliding with the Earth before the sun goes is MUCH more likely.