What is the last thing you heard someone say? And who said it?

"you are too spunky for your own good" my grandmother

"Go to bed" ~ My Sister

Showed her who's boss haermm

i just found out that a friend can shoot it over his head. im so very disturbed right now

My roommate Brian said "Hey"

My boss said cya later.

"I'm sick of always hearing all the sad songs on the radio. All day it is there to remind an over sensitive guy that he's and alone yeah." Blink 182 (Time to break up)

"I got kinds of coffee!!"

Some random bastard behind me in class...

"Please... Anything but the mouse mat... it won't fit"

I'm not at liberty to say 😏

My boss is calling, I'll call you right back. ~my mom

dont go running into walls your not the hulk!!~mommy 12mins ago cellphone..

See ya after work. ~Justin

It's cold outside.-my roommate

She lies. It feels wonderful.

Me: It wouldn't work anyway.
Mom: No it wouldn't!

"Your Japanese is amazing!"

-My Roommate

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Me: Will you wake me up tomorrow at about 11:30?
Mum: Yes, goodnight. See you in the morning.

"Jimmy by the street!!"

Someone outside, by a red light.

''WE'RE SO DRUNK!!!!'' my best mate, Will.

I am absolutely drunk as sin though.

Seb: You should sing to me, I would like it, I like your voice.

Originally posted by InnerRise
"Your Japanese is amazing!"

-My Roommate

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

😂

"Later"

Tim.

Originally posted by InnerRise
"Your Japanese is amazing!"

-My Roommate

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Sure it wasn't oral skills?