I met Chuck Norris today

Started by InnerRise6 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
until you post pics of the hot asian chick, and pics of this birthday party you "threw", you are more full of shyat than a porta pottie at a double overtime Bears game.
Ok, why are you now taking it so seriously and being rude all of a sudden?

Influences?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
until you post pics of the hot asian chick, and pics of this birthday party you "threw", you are more full of shyat than a porta pottie at a double overtime Bears game.

This reminds me...I was accused of lying on another message board...I was telling the truth the whole time and it pissed me off that no one believed me about anything I said. They were such nerd losers that would never amount to anything so they couldn't believe that I was actually doing something with my life.

RJ, don't interpret that the wrong way.

I agree that until pics are put up as proof, a person can claim what ever they hell they want and no one will believe it.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Ok, why are you now taking it so seriously and being rude all of a sudden?

Influences?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

not being rude, just saying. I find the fact that you claimed to have THROWN Halle Berry a birthday party HIGHLY unlikely.

for example...I met all those players from the Phoenix Suns because one of my buddies went to high school with Armon Gilliam, and when they came to town to play the Rockets, Armon invited us to the after party. That story is believable, yours is not.

No attitude, just saying.

Well if it puts your mind at ease, yes I made the whole Halle Berry thing up.

I thought it was obvious. Was never meant to be taken seriously.

No, I didn't throw her the Birthday Party that she invited me to.

*Walks around egg shells*

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Well if it puts your mind at ease, yes I made the whole Halle Berry thing up.

I thought it was obvious. Was never meant to be taken seriously.

No, I didn't throw her the Birthday Party that she invited me to.

*Walks around egg shells*

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I was suspecting that you did, but still.....

that reminds me, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are taking me to a strip club in tokyo tomorrow. 😄

Bullsh@t. 😐

Nah, just pulling a RJ.

Have fun! wave

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Bullsh@t. 😐

Nah, just pulling a RJ.

Have fun! wave

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

and Angeline Jolie will be there giving me a lap dance.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and Angeline Jolie will be there giving me a lap dance.
She doesn't seem the type. I'd believe it if you said you'd be there giving her one though.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

she'd pay top $$$ for it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
she'd pay top $$$ for it.

Just hope the shit in her lips doesn't loose hold, otherwise you'll be crushed

hey, a small price to pay for target practice.

.... do i get to use my new rifle?

target practice.....think about it...think hard.....think porn.....

sorry ... just feel like finding a dark corner and something to pummel right now

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
sorry ... just feel like finding a dark corner and something to pummel right now
but you get it, right?

cheer up, man, things could DEFINITELY be worse. I dont care how bad things look, there is ALWAYS a silver lining.

yea ... that lining is through the scope of my rifle

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
she'd pay top $$$ for it.
Why would she when she stole Brad? 😬

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
yea ... that lining is through the scope of my rifle
snap outta it, byatch. stay away from the clock tower.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Why would she, when she stole Brad? 😬

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

maybe she is tiring of the same man every night.

Trust me, I highly doubt she has time to be tired of him everynight.

With all the traveling and all of THE KIDS.

They're lucky if they get a night. They're lucky if they have a chance to get tired of each other.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....