I met Chuck Norris today

Started by CommandoDelta386 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
snap outta it, byatch. stay away from the clock tower.

Clock towers are fun ... but i prefer a high tree or mountain ridge

Originally posted by InnerRise
Trust me, I highly doubt she has time to be tired of him everynight.

With all the traveling and all of THE KIDS.

They're lucky if they get a night. They're lucky if they have a chance to get tired of each other.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

you never know...sometimes women do the craziest things.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you never know...sometimes women do the craziest things.

now THAT'S the understatement of the century

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
now THAT'S the understatement of the century
you think? 😄

sometimes I wonder why we even bother.... 😕

you got me man ... all we gain from trying is more pain

Then how about trying out the other side if it's so much trouble?

You might like it.

Maybe it's not Angelina you really want.

Maybe you want to do to Angelina what she did to Jennifer Aniston.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I've tried being nice ... but i just can't lower myself to being a dick to women ... so i'm kinda boned if kindness doesn't work

Originally posted by InnerRise
They how about trying out the other side if it's so much trouble?

You might like it.

Maybe it's not Angelina you really want.

Maybe you want to do to Angelina what she did to Jennifer Aniston.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

no thank ya, the only thing my butt is for is for.....well, poop.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no thank ya, the only thing my butt is for is for.....well, poop.

I'm sure there's some people here who would find other uses 😛

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
I'm sure there's some people here who would find other uses 😛
I bet so too, but I aint switching teams.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I bet so too, but I aint switching teams.

Not for anyone here you mean

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
Not for anyone here you mean
not for anyone, I aint taking no sausage up my pooder.

😆

exit only, ese. no entrar.

can't say i blame ya

Pretty persistent are we?

Should I leave?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

maybe for you, pretty boy....but thats it.... 🥷

pretty boy? wtf!? you must be blind man ... i thought you said you weren't switching teams anyway 😛

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
pretty boy? wtf!? you must be blind man ... i thought you said you weren't switching teams anyway 😛
for you I would. 😖hifty:

❌ 😆

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
for you I would. 😖hifty:

I KNEW IT!!

Brad here you come.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....