Master Chief vs. a Chocobo....with a twist!!

Master Chief is standing on one square foot of land, surrounded by a huge circular pit of molten rock and is tied up by metallic chains. The Chocobo is on the other side of the lava pool. This one can fly relatively well.

So, who would you bet on and why?

Master Chief takes out his pistol and shoots it in the head.

He's tied up with metal, though.

So? He can lift 50 ton tanks.. I have no doubt he can break out of his chains.

...they're adamantium chains. Adamantium from the Marvel universe.

And what makes you think he has a pistol to begin with.

Because he's the master chief. He always has a weapon. and if he doesn't, he uses the strength of a thousand fanboys to rip his chains off, then throws his helmet at mach speed and takes the Chocobo's head off.

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I think Master Chief can win this by possibly head-butting the Chocobo hard enough for it to lose altitude and fall in the lava pool, without having himself fall off the square foot of land.

On the other hand, the chocobo can successfully kick him in the pool and Chief wouldn't survive for more than a few hours at most after that.

the Choboco 😛

Originally posted by shin_gear
On the other hand, the chocobo can successfully kick him in the pool and Chief wouldn't survive for more than a few hours at most after that.

The chocobo would kick him and bounce off. The chief's armor weighs over a thousand pounds. He'd never move him.

The chocobo has many ability's master chief just has weapons that need ammo and to be reloaded that and his armor would burn in the Lava and to hit a moving target attacking won't be the easiest task the Chocobo would win

If the Master CHief is

A) Chained to the ground so that he can't at all move

and B) Weighs over a thousand pounds

How does the chocobo knock him down at all? And he wouldn't get past his shield.

And the Master Chief moves so fast that bullets move in slow motion. And he destroys entire hordes of flying creatures by himself. THe chocobo loses in a massive curbstomp.

Choco flys over him and shits on his head, then lets MC die of thirst.

That'd be the way to do it, I guess.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
And the Master Chief moves so fast that bullets move in slow motion.

Yeah I would like to see where you got that from.

The novels.

"Fall of Reach" I believe it was.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
The novels.

"Fall of Reach" I believe it was.

And yet that sort of contradicts the games when we see the Covenant ship trying to nuke an entire building in Halo 2 after Master Chief killed the Prophet of Regret because Master Chief barely gets out of the building in time and yet he "moves so fast bullets appear to be in slow motion".

First of all Blax, do not assume Chief has shields and underestimate the strength of a chocobo. A choboco can damn well push Master Chief off a cliff. Chief isn't chained to the ground. His arms are chained to his torso and so are his feet together. Also keep in mind he's standing on one square foot of land.

Games > Novels

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bYvQ_e150Do

One square foot isn't big enough for one of his feet. 😬