Master Chief vs. a Chocobo....with a twist!!

Indeed. The Chief without his armor weighs at least 200 pounds, then he as the armor on top.

No were near.

He weighs 10,000 pounds? 🤨

That's pretty impressive.

OVER one thousand pounds.

Hmm...I still think the big bird can do it. Don't know if Chief would deliver a head butt and yet not fall off the square.

Originally posted by shin_gear
He weighs 10,000 pounds? 🤨

That's pretty impressive.

His armor is a ton: a ton equals 2,000 pounds. Why did I say 10,000?

Chocobos are pretty big mane, I think they probably weigh a ton.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Chocobos are pretty big mane, I think they probably weigh a ton.

An Ostrich is pretty big mane too and they are around 285 pounds.

I doubt it. They are, after all, birds. Meaning that there bones are hollow, and they have almost no fat. Fat and bone are what make up the most weight on a creature. They probably don't weigh that much at all.

EDIT- Fat, bone, and muscle. Another thing that most birds aren't exactly suped up on.

Good point. Oh and ESB, Chocobos are bigger than Ostiches. However, Chocos are muscular as well, and they carry heavy men with heavy armor and weapons long distances

Heavy men with heavy armor still doesn't equate over a ton, though. And again, the Chocobo being unable to land means he has no leverage with which to knock the Master Chief down with.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Good point. Oh and ESB, Chocobos are bigger than Ostiches. However, Chocos are muscular as well, and they carry heavy men with heavy armor and weapons long distances

Yeah cause Ostriches never carry humans around:

Chocobos carry heavy humans with heavy armor and weapons around ESB, and they do it over a much greater distance than what is needed to push MC's ass over the edge. It could just fly up and peckthe shit out of his face.

Or maybe he'll just break his beak on the Chief's armor, which can withstand falling from 2 kilometers.

And way to just ignore everything thats been said. a heavy man with heavy armor does NOT equal a ton. And the chocobo can't do it if it has no leverage.

Wow....just..wow.

This thread needs to be stickied.

Blax, I know a heavy man with heavy armor and weps don't equal a ton, but they carry those men for like friggin miles to places, they can push MC's ass a few inches and have him fall. Or my original plan would be to shit on him. Also, Chocos can fly, he could just fly over and hit him in the head, remember, this is a tired MC, on a square foot of land, tied up, it would not be hard ot send his ass over the edge.