Master Chief vs. a Chocobo....with a twist!!

You guys are dorks 😛

Neither are pole tops with diameters of 10 inches, yet I can stand on them well enough.

Originally posted by Lana
You guys are dorks 😛

Originally posted by Lana
You guys are dorks 😛

Hey you're the mod of the video game forums so you are the queen dork. 😄 😎 😄 😎 😄

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Hey you're the mod of the video game forums so you are the queen dork. 😄 😎 😄 😎 😄

I also work in a video game store and I've never denied my dorkiness 😊

But this thread just cracks me the hell up.

How do you become a moderator

Originally posted by Darkhalen
How do you become a moderator

1) You don't ask to be one.

2) You get asked to be one by the admin.

Originally posted by Darkhalen
How do you become a moderator

Years and years of sucking up to Raz?

and how does he see that you are of Admin material does he just look randomly or does he check the number of posts you have posted and if you are a good example or if you are following the rules or if you have been on KMC for years

Originally posted by shin_gear
First of all Blax, do not assume Chief has shields

I can assume anything I want. it is YOUR fault, as the thread creator, for not specifying.

and underestimate the strength of a chocobo. A choboco can damn well push Master Chief off a cliff.

The bird can move a thousand pounds? I doubt it. Also, he's flying, and since the CHief's only on a square 1 foot of space there's no room for the Chocobo to land, so he has no leverage to push the Chief anyway. It's the equivalent of flying into a wall.

Chief isn't chained to the ground. His arms are chained to his torso and so are his feet together.

Again your fault for not specifying.

Also keep in mind he's standing on one square foot of land.

As stated above, that works to the Chief's advantage.

Originally posted by Darkhalen
and how does he see that you are of Admin material does he just look randomly or does he check the number of posts you have posted and if you are a good example or if you are following the rules or if you have been on KMC for years

Generally a combination of a few factors - how long you've been on KMC, your track record (aka are you a troublemaker or not, or do you have a habit of pointing out trouble to the powers that be), and if it's a forum where you have a lot of knowledge of the subject matter, are a frequent poster, or both. Plus all of the mods vote on potential new moderators, it's not all down to just Raz.

We're not often looking for new mods.

May I ask Lana if would be acceptable, how you became a Admin member i am quite intrigued thank you very much.

She won it in a lottery. 🥷

P.S to your post above I can understand perfectly If you had to many mods then things would get a bit Crazy thank you for telling by the way it has been most enlightening and interesting

Originally posted by General Zink
She won it in a lottery. 🥷

I'm also the resident pole-dancer flirt1

Okay not really.

🥷

Anyway, uh, topic?

The chocobo wouldn't land to push Chief off. Most of the chocobo's strength lies within its legs and Chief's standing on one square foot of land, tied up and is just standing there. Despite weighing that much all the Chocobo has to do really is tilt his shoulders a little.

Yeah but that's like saying all a squirrel has to do is hit a shelf. Show me were a Chocobo has ever carried or knocked over something that weighed over a thousand pounds.

Forgot to mention Chief's very tired in this match also, so he'd probably lose balance and fall in by himself eventually.

And it's not just about weighing that much. Cheif's wary, tall and standing on a SQUARE foot of rock man. It's easy to tilt something like that over.

Originally posted by shin_gear
Forgot to mention Chief's very tired in this match also, so he'd probably lose balance and fall in by himself eventually.

...

Maybe you should just skip ahead and say that the Chief has no armor.

Originally posted by shin_gear
[BAnd it's not just about weighing that much. Cheif's tall and standing on a SQUARE foot of rock man. It's easy to tilt something like that over. [/B]

Eh, I suppose. If the Chief were alert he'd be fine, though. However the Chief will eventually lose, because of all the stipulations you're adding.

By the way, chocobos are strong enough to fly and carry grown people on their backs. I'm sure they can tilt a tall hunk of metal weighing a thousand pounds, tied up and standing on a square foot.

I'm tired and forget to mention things. Also I'm downgrading Chief for a reason, Blax. Otherwise this would be almost like spite, agreed?

Originally posted by shin_gear
By the way, chocobos are strong enough to fly and carry grown people on their backs. I'm sure they can tilt a tall hunk of metal weighing a thousand pounds, tied up and standing on a square foot.

A 160-210 pound person is no where near 10,000 pounds.