No f*ckin' way, I just heard the lamest pick up line ever...

So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!

Your a dumbass

Originally posted by Kevy2007
Your a dumbass

Care to elaborate?

Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!

Priceless. laughcry

Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!

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Originally posted by Kevy2007
Your a dumbass

Originally posted by Kevy2007
Your a dumbass

Also, "You are a dumbass" or my favorite, "You're a dumbass."

Originally posted by Scythe
Also, "You are a dumbass" or my favorite, "You're a dumbass."

How does the blame get placed on me now...? Some dude pulled off a dumb pick up line and I'm a dumbass? Hahahaha!

Originally posted by Scythe
How does the blame get placed on me now...? Some dude pulled off a dumb pick up line and I'm a dumbass? Hahahaha!

Did he get the poon?

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Its just fun to say, dumbass.

Yeah, you have a point there, I love using that word. I like using the word jackass too. "You jackasses!" It's great!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Did he get the poon?

Doubt it.

Brilliant.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Brilliant.

In a weird kinda way, yeah, I guess it is, but I can't really see how many times it might work.

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, you have a point there, I love using that word. I like using the word jackass too. "You jackasses!" It's great!

Doubt it.

Sucks for him... at least he gets to keep his last name

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Sucks for him... at least he gets to keep his last name

I'm sure he won't mind that. Hahaha.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Sucks for him... at least he gets to keep his last name

Originally posted by Scythe
In a weird kinda way, yeah, I guess it is, but I can't really see how many times it might work.

It's like something out of The Office.

Who the hell even uses pick up lines?

Just introduce yourself.

****ers.