Re: No f*ckin' way, I just heard the lamest pick up line ever...
Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:
"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"
Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:
"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"
First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.
Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!
I have to agree that was pretty lame, I had a guy try to ask me out once using this one " excuse me ms. can I have a band aid I scratched my knee falling for you"
Re: Re: No f*ckin' way, I just heard the lamest pick up line ever...
Originally posted by KFox9r9r
I have to agree that was pretty lame, I had a guy try to ask me out once using this one " excuse me ms. can I have a band aid I scratched my knee falling for you"
Hahah.
I always liked the "you know what'll look good on you? Me" line.
Re: No f*ckin' way, I just heard the lamest pick up line ever...
Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:
"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"
Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:
"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"
First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.
Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!
🤨 what kind of chat up line is that 😐
he was probably preparing that for weeks 😐