No f*ckin' way, I just heard the lamest pick up line ever...

Originally posted by Barker
Who the hell even uses pick up lines?

Just introduce yourself.

****ers.

Don't knock it...

Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!

OH AWESOME!!! I am going to have to use that pick up line on my wife....I could probably get in her pants with that!!!!

TEH COOLIES!!!

Originally posted by dadudemon
OH AWESOME!!! I am going to have to use that pick up line on my wife....I could probably get in her pants with that!!!!

TEH COOLIES!!!

Nah. Won't work for you.

Or she might just surprise you, and say she wants her old one back.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
ROFL you guys just got grammar owned!

Grammar is an adverb now? 😕

Originally posted by Blue_Hefner
Grammar is an adverb now? 😕

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Or she might just surprise you, and say she wants her old one back.

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cry

crybaby

Originally posted by dadudemon
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crybaby

Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!

Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Or she might just surprise you, and say she wants her old one back.

Heeheehee.......

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Smack them all!

I intend to.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Bipolar much?

I thought it was funny but then realized that I was majorly pwned.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I thought it was funny but then realized that I was majorly pwned.

It's okay. You're still awesome in my book. If your wife leaves you, I'll be here to pick up the pieces 😉

Originally posted by SelphieT
It's okay. You're still awesome in my book. If your wife leaves you, I'll be here to pick up the pieces 😉

So when his wife leaves him, she'll make sure to cut him into many pieces??

Originally posted by dadudemon
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cry

crybaby

Originally posted by Scythe
So when his wife leaves him, she'll make sure to cut him into many pieces??

Yeah maybe, and I will be the one with the rusty needle, and assorted threads 🙂

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
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Sup, DA? How you?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Sup, DA? How you?

Bored. Bored and Bored, boo. Who made you pissed? Point me at 'em!