Thor vs Darkseid

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Val Senior Member

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Technically Superman has only beaten him twice.

Lulz. Ok.

nvrbeenwthagirl Restricted
Originally posted by Val
Lulz. Ok.

Who cares. galactus loses way more than DS, and He still has esteem. It's clearly who's popular and who's not.

Hazsekswthurmom African nipple cobra

Originally posted by Val
Lulz. Ok.
No for real, Bryne's Action comics was retconned into Desaad, and Superman and Batman was very odd. With the whole sun amp, boomtube, and everything. There's just Acrapolips now and and their second ecounter in Action comics. 🙂

Val Senior Member

Superman/Batman #13 doesn't count for being odd. Superman/Batman #42 doesn't count for what reason? Bad dialogue?

batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber
Originally posted by Val
Superman/Batman #13 doesn't count for being odd. Superman/Batman #42 doesn't count for what reason? Bad dialogue?

Teh fakt dat Supaman din't doo anymo' damaj too darksid dan batman!!!

nvrbeenwthagirl Restricted

Originally posted by Val
Superman/Batman #13 doesn't count for being odd. Superman/Batman #42 doesn't count for what reason? Bad dialogue?
SB 42, is that the one where batman holds highfather's staff, The batkick does more harm than a speedblitzing superman, and Scarecrow helps desaad take over superman's mind?

Val Senior Member

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Who cares. galactus loses way more than DS, and He still has esteem. It's clearly who's popular and who's not.

I didn't know Darkseid got weaker based on his feeding habits. Good to know.

nvrbeenwthagirl Restricted
Originally posted by batdude123
Teh fakt dat Supaman din't doo anymo' damaj too darksid dan batman!!!

You make me hate batman. 🤨 🥷

Val Senior Member

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
SB 42, is that the one where batman holds highfather's staff, The batkick does more harm than a speedblitzing superman, and Scarecrow helps desaad take over superman's mind?

It's the one where Darkseid flees in terror from Superman.

batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
You make me hate batman. 🤨 🥷

Don't worry.

Batman hates you back.

Originally posted by Val
It's the one where Darkseid flees in terror from Superman.

Bingo.

nvrbeenwthagirl Restricted
Originally posted by Val
I didn't know Darkseid got weaker based on his feeding habits. Good to know.

I didn't know that a nearly drained galactus can wipe out solar systems with an angry wave of a hand and get pwned by earth's heroes. Go figure.

nvrbeenwthagirl Restricted
Originally posted by Val
It's the one where Darkseid flees in terror from Superman.

I thought he said something about the source wall.

Val Senior Member

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
I didn't know that a nearly drained galactus can wipe out solar systems with an angry wave of a hand and get pwned by earth's heroes. Go figure.

And yet a weakened Galactus did in fact wipe out solar systems during Annihilation. Go figure.

batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber
Originally posted by Val
And yet a weakened Galactus did in fact wipe out solar systems during Annihilation. Go figure.

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Dat don't count!!!!

nvrbeenwthagirl Restricted
Originally posted by Val
And yet a weakened Galactus did in fact wipe out solar systems during Annihilation. Go figure.

That was the point.

Val Senior Member

Lulz. I'm sure it was.

Bransolute Dead

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
I didn't know that a nearly drained galactus can wipe out solar systems with an angry wave of a hand and get pwned by earth's heroes. Go figure.
Too bad Galactus doesn't want to destroy the planet...

Plus, he's only been beaten once off the top of my head to Earth's heroes...

nvrbeenwthagirl Restricted
Originally posted by Val
Lulz. I'm sure it was.

the point was galactus while weak destroys solar systems but you somehow want to say that him being hungry makes him weak enough to be beaten by earth's heroes. No matter how weak he becomes, he's still>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>earth.

Val Senior Member

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
the point was galactus while weak destroys solar systems but you somehow want to say that him being hungry makes him weak enough to be beaten by earth's heroes. No matter how weak he becomes, he's still>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>earth.

Galactus has been drained to the point of not even having the Power Cosmic. Don't see the relevance to Darkseid.

Besides that, there's typically a plot device for why Galactus lost. Not just Hulk's fist or whatever.

nvrbeenwthagirl Restricted

Originally posted by Val
Galactus has been drained to the point of not even having the Power Cosmic. Don't see the relevance to Darkseid.

Besides that, there's typically a plot device for why Galactus lost. Not just Hulk's fist or whatever.

And Superman is the ultimate plot device. He and doomsday are like yin and yang. Always beating everyone, and always coming back stronger than before. Logic needs to prevail. If DS pwns Orion, who is a better fighter than superman, and superman can't pwn Orion, but is shown pwning DS, it's obvious DS has villian syndrome. DC's villians tend to just jobber. All of them. Zoom got pwned by Liberty ****ing bell.