G.I. Joe

Started by Robtard23 pages
Originally posted by Impediment
[B]The only reason I'm even interested in this movie is for Snake Eyes. If the grand Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow fight is not better than this video, then I really have no reason to even see it.

I watched 1:35 of that, it already surpassed the final SE/SS fight. Safe yourself the money and just rent it.

What's that from?

Originally posted by Impediment
Was Snake Eyes the scene stealer?

Yeah. Best part of the film. That and the sexy-hot women.

Originally posted by Robtard
I watched 1:35 of that, it already surpassed the final SE/SS fight. Safe yourself the money and just rent it.

What's that from?

G.I. Joe Resolute. Quite awesome, IMO.

I appreciate your valuable words. I will try to coerce my wife into some anal pics for you.

Originally posted by Impediment
G.I. Joe Resolute. Quite awesome, IMO.

I appreciate your valuable words. I will try to coerce my wife into some anal pics for you.

You're welcome and I will have to be watching that anime, looks great.

Yes, yes, good.

Originally posted by Impediment
G.I. Joe Resolute. Quite awesome, IMO.

I appreciate your valuable words. I will try to coerce my wife into some anal pics for you.

I loved Resolute.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Why are people harping on the dogs humping?

The dogs humping, Devastator's "balls" and such were, realistically, about half a minute of screen time. If you're judging the whole two and a half hour movie on what amounts to about thirty seconds, then I feel sorry for you.

As for G.I. Joe, it just looks way too generic. Marlon Wayans never did anything for me. The humour, far from being funny, looks to be stupid.

"Careful, those suits cos millions of dollars.", "Millions of dollars, got it!" *Falls out of car*. Oh Marlon, you card. You are being reckless with the suit despite him saying not to!

Also, that guy's Australian accent bothers me.

-AC

People just weren't judging Transformers 2 just on the dogs humping and devastators balls or with the decepticon humping that was just some of the things wrong with it. The humor did take me out of the movie and i was thinking why do we need to see this?? cause that type of humor in that type of movie is not needed. if i want humor like that i will watch austin powers or harold and kumar.

You are calling the humor in GI JOE stupid??? but the transformers is OK???

I am assuming you mean Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (Heavy Duty) Australian accent bothers you?

Well thanks for confirming that people should NOT take your advice about the movie seriously, because that character is suppose to be British not Australian, and I think he pulled it of quite nicely considering the actor is from London, England!!!
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Originally posted by darthmaul1
People just weren't judging Transformers 2 just on the dogs humping and devastators balls or with the decepticon humping that was just some of the things wrong with it. The humor did take me out of the movie and i was thinking why do we need to see this?? cause that type of humor in that type of movie is not needed. if i want humor like that i will watch austin powers or harold and kumar.

You are calling the humor in GI JOE stupid??? but the transformers is OK???

I am assuming you mean Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (Heavy Duty) Australian accent bothers you?

Well thanks for confirming that people should NOT take your advice about the movie seriously, because that character is suppose to be British not Australian, and I think he pulled it of quite nicely considering the actor is from London, England!!!
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

it was great to hear Adewale's natural accent

Ok, I just got back from G I JOE!

IT

was

freakin Awesome! I loved it! Better than the transformers!

I kept wishing he'd get all Adebisi and start shanking and raping the Joes. Something to distract from the horrific dialogue and acting, when shit wasn't blowing up.

Originally posted by darthmaul1
People just weren't judging Transformers 2 just on the dogs humping and devastators balls or with the decepticon humping that was just some of the things wrong with it. The humor did take me out of the movie and i was thinking why do we need to see this?? cause that type of humor in that type of movie is not needed. if i want humor like that i will watch austin powers or harold and kumar.

I didn't think the humour was brilliant, but it wasn't horrid.

Originally posted by darthmaul1
You are calling the humor in GI JOE stupid??? but the transformers is OK???

Yeah. Problem? Revenge of the Fallen had some dumb humour, G.I. Joe clearly has cliche humour. The latter is worse to me.

Originally posted by darthmaul1
I am assuming you mean Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (Heavy Duty) Australian accent bothers you?

Well thanks for confirming that people should NOT take your advice about the movie seriously, because that character is suppose to be British not Australian, and I think he pulled it of quite nicely considering the actor is from London, England!!!
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

He sounded Australian in the trailer, what's your point? I'm from London, England. He didn't sound English to me and I know what English accents tend to sound like.

His voice sounds false and jarring.

Anyway, I was skeptical about seeing it anyway, but then my lady told me that

Spoiler:
Cobra Commander isn't even in it until the dying seconds, and that's only by name, and same goes for Destro being Destro
. That pretty much sealed it for me.

Seems like it was G.I. Joe in name only. Transformers was a Transformers movie, not just in name, but in nature; love it or hate it.

-AC

I actually liked this movie.

But, seeing as i know next to nothing about G.I. Joe, I liked it just because I saw it as a random, interesting movie.

Comparing Transformers 2 to GI Joe is laughable.

Trans 2 was very bland. It turned to be more of a comedy film rather than an action film.
The acting was horrid, the dialogue was shitty.
Optimus Prime was the only Autobot who fought 90% of the screen time. Most of the other Autobots did absolutely nothing.
And Megan Fox isn't really hot imho. I'd prefer the girls from GI Joe over her.

I went in with very low expectations and was pretty surprise as how good this movie is. Not academy award material but pretty good nonetheless. I wasnt annoyed by Marlon Wayan's as I thought I was gonna be. Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow were pretty cool. Baroness was simply hot.

And Megan Fox isn't really hot imho. I'd prefer the girls from GI Joe over her.

Agree, don't know what on earth the big deal is about Megan Fox.

As far as the "Australian" accent goes, I say it's a South African accent.

please take all megan fox talk to the proper thread..

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=462382&pagenumber=11#post12104116

Originally posted by Darth Vicious
I went in with very low expectations and was pretty surprise as how good this movie is. Not academy award material but pretty good nonetheless. I wasnt annoyed by Marlon Wayan's as I thought I was gonna be. Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow were pretty cool. Baroness was simply hot.

agreed..

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
please take all megan fox talk to the proper thread..

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=462382&pagenumber=11#post12104116

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BruceSkywalker pwned. 😄

Oo that told us... It was a brief mention when comparing with the women in GI Joe, so **** off. 😛 🙂

Originally posted by MildPossession
Oo that told us... It was a brief mention when comparing with the women in GI Joe, so **** off. 😛 🙂

i canna do that sweet lady 😄 😛

Originally posted by Impediment
As far as the "Australian" accent goes, I say it's a South African accent.

OMG!!! what you say means nothing considering the character is suppose to be British and the actor was born and raised in London, England. So he is English!!!!