Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

Cute isn't good Mech, not for a grown man. It's OK for young kids or cuddly teddy bears, but not for a man. It could even be applied to some animals, but again I re-iterate, not to a man. ❌

*checks in mirror for freckles on face, sholders and back, screams, then punches mirror*

*starts applying cam cream to affected areas*

finti - 😂 😂 😂

idd that was a good one wasnt it!

I have so many freckles in my face it is just one big one. When the sun starts shining in spring I have a tanned face in one day.

Don't laugh.... my mom usually 'helps' me get rid of those... so my face is pretty much freckle free ! 🙂

How on earth do you 'get rid' of freckles?

Secret... 🙄

Bar-tend, do you intend on having and live entertainment in the establishment this evening?

I think this is pinball night, actually....

Pinball - oooooh, that's gonna get nasty

I disagree about the cute thing Corran, women find younger looking blokes can be cute and I really don't look my age.

Maybe I'm not a rugged man like you C, after all I am a strip of p**s.

I'm only 1.76m tall and about 74kilos myself, wouldn't say I'm rugged, just lazy and unshaven.

I am too lazy to shave too

Finti can I have a hair of the wookie, please.

yeah here you go, you can have a German women hairy armpit too 😘

😘

I usually leave shaving for two or three days at a time, any longer than that and complete strangers throw small change at me, mistaking me for a bum.

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I only shave once every two days. Otherwise my boss might get pissed, he likes everything in such a way that no one might feel inclined to comment on stuff of his... which includes me.
But in holidays I shave after 5 or 6 days, when it starts to itch.

I always look as rough as bears arse after that long queeq. I know a bloke who is soooo hairy its unreal, he has to shave from about 1/2" under his eyes down to the bottom of his neck! 😘