Young Chimp Beats College Students

Started by Bardock427 pages
Originally posted by chithappens
... That is by far the most arrogant thing said thus far. How does anyone determine was an "overly intelligent" person might say?

Totally subjective obviously. And I am likely arrogant, I rely on my instincts when judging other people's intelligence, and I doubt it is much of a surprise that I think of myself as very intelligent. The difference though is that I don't bring it in a conversation as argument. I prefer to lie on logical arguments and not "I am smarter than you, therefore abortion is wrong". But, all in all, I am a pretty awesome guy anyways, thanks for noticing.

Working memory, or short term memory, in actuality is a series of potentially thousands of individual memory systems that in some cases work with each other to create other memory (visual spatial memory works with iconic memory mediated by general working memory). All in all, saying something has more working memory than another carries very little actual information.

However, I get the feeling that the task is a puzzle one from the comments, so it is testing a specific type of working memory. Namely, the spatial.

I can't think of a single reason why a chimp having greater spatial memory would lead it to being considered more intelligent (given the scientific definition of intelligence which people hate to use, or even the flowery definition people want to use) than a human. I don't remember off hand, though I believe spatial memory like this comes from the parietal cortex. It may be something as simple as some of our higher cognitive functions, like language, may have taken some of the neural architecture that, in chimps, is responsible for a higher capacity for information in Spatial working memory.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because only a chimp, would debate that 'chimps are more intelligent than humans'? Oh wait...

Now why does that sound familiar…OH YEAH!!

Originally posted by dadudemon
This discussion is really far off. Why the hell are we discussing whether or not chimps are intellectually better than humans?(as a whole)
Originally posted by Robtard
True... but be honest, you have on more than one occasion, alluded to having uber intelligence.

I wouldn't say allude as much as just out rightly saying it. 😄 I used to be embarrassed about it because the other students used to make fun of me for it all the time....but recently, I have been getting over my insecurities about that.

Originally posted by Robtard
Put on a pretty dress, and he might ask you out, you ****ing Mary.

Is that some sort of version for "****ing Nancy"...where I come from, you say "Nancy"...not a "Mary".

Originally posted by Robtard
So, how much can you bench with those big pecs?

Too much. 😉

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, yeah, you feel better with being really smart and intelligent and just missing disciplie. That's a trade that works for you.

Wrong. I would gladly give up 40 points off of my IQ to be able to concentrate to study as well as the average person can study. I bet you take your studying ability for granted...you don't know what it is like...instead you poke fun. 😄 I can actually get modified tests in college(But I haven't and I won't.)...I can, if I want to, get a modified ACT and SAT test...I will not do that either.

Originally posted by Bardock42
But the problem is I can see that you are just not. I can read what you write and notice that it is not what an overly intelligent person would say.

Wrong. You are trying to equate simple knowledge...stuff learned from a book...to intelligence...and it doesn't work that way. You obviously can't tell an intelligent person from a chimp, you are by far not qualified to make those statements.

I was measured not once, not twice, not three times, but four times...each time by a DOCTOR.(Three different doctors, btw.) So how does a high IQ equate to discussing a chimps intelligence as compared to another human? You mean to tell me that my ability to reconstruct an unfolded box (displayed as a 2D image) along it's dotted lines folds and then determine the appropriate answer from a selection is the same thing as discussing the intelligence of chimps relative to humans? If you really believe that, than you are not only flaunting your ignorance, you are also ignoring a great post by myself about why this study fails. Get back to me when you can see beyond your own two feet. Try to actually refute why my post that was on topic is wrong and and why that posts shows how unintelligent I am. Until then, stfu newb about me being a dumb ass.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You telling everyone time and time again that you are super intelligent, doesn't really matter if I can observe that you are more mediocre than anything.

No, I do not say that...YOU do. I have only stated my test results once. You seem to harp all the time about how intelligent I am...And how in the world can I show a high IQ on a message board? Do you realize that this is a message board and an IQ can't really be measured at all from reading a post?

Everyone, post on topic or take it to PMs with me. Consider this your warning...😐

😆

Originally posted by chithappens
... That is by far the most arrogant thing said thus far. How does anyone determine was an "overly intelligent" person might say?

As Muhammad Ali said, "A genius can play a clown, but a clown can't play a genius."

Thank you! I think he is rather ignorant to make statements like he did.

I would answer your points, but they are so extremely stupid I just can't bring myself to do it in an elaborate manner. So just take this "You are wrong" and go your way.

Though, why are you so incredibly fixed on IQs? It's not even that accurate of a way to measure intelligence. Shouldn't assume, that everyone means IQ, when they say Intelligence.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I would answer your points, but they are so extremely stupid I just can't bring myself to do it in an elaborate manner. So just take this "You are wrong" and go your way.

Though, why are you so incredibly fixed on IQs? It's not even that accurate of a way to measure intelligence. Shouldn't assume, that everyone means IQ, when they say Intelligence.

Where RJ when I need him...that was a major cop out and you know it.

I DO NOT KEEP BRINGING IT UP....you do.

An IQ IS an very efficient way of measuring ones intelligence. It is not perfect but it is accurate. Why wouldn't IQ be brought up when someone talks about intelligence in humans? DUH!!! 🙄

Originally posted by dadudemon
Where RJ when I need him...that was a major cop out and you know it.

I DO NOT KEEP BRINGING IT UP....you do.

An IQ IS an very efficient way of measuring ones intelligence. It is not perfect but it is accurate. Why wouldn't IQ be brought up when someone talks about intelligence in humans? DUH!!! 🙄

Because you bring it up, but pretend that I did, which I never did. Your way of argumentation is idiotic.

I think you aren't intelligent, not based on you doing good on IQ tests, but having stupid opinions, being unable to provide good reasoning, failing to understand simple concept, missing points, etc.

Originally posted by chithappens
YOU, haven't done shit. Some other guy did all of that.

😆 Funny how people say stuff like "we" when taking credit for something another person did.

I've been typing complex sentences on the computer for 2 years. More than I can say for some dumb chimp.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I've been typing complex sentences on the computer for 2 years. More than I can say for some dumb chimp.
Hahahahahaha. You have been typing sentences.

That's it.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I've been typing complex sentences on the computer for 2 years. More than I can say for some dumb chimp.

Have you ever been to space?

Originally posted by Bardock42
[1]Because you bring it up, but pretend that I did, which I never did. Your way of argumentation is idiotic.

[2]I think you aren't intelligent, not based on you doing good on IQ tests, but having stupid opinions, being unable to provide good reasoning, failing to understand simple concept, missing points, etc.

1. Proof?

2. Stupid opinions? Like what? That being obese is unhealthy? That the BMI scale is not useless? That the IQ test is not useless? That physicists use "god" in their official papers sometimes? That pure Communism can never work for humans? That I argued with my parents as a child and talked circles around their logic? These are some of the things we have talked about that you did not like my opinions on. Again, you have to deal with it. I am entitled to my opinions...

Good reasoning...like what? Nothing comes to mind...I always provide excellent reasoning. Provide specific examples unless of course...you are just being negative just for the sake of being negative.

I did miss inimilist's point about people making polar assessments on homosexuality when he referred to it as a "0/1 type"...I have never heard something referred to like that before...I could only assume it was psychological jargon he was using so I asked for clarification...you know, something people do when they are not insecure or have a big ego and can actually stop and ask for directions. 😱

You are the one coming off as arrogant...if you are going to make the claims, then provide irrefutable proof and I will drink my warm cup of stfu.

Also.....make sure that this goes to PM's...unless of course you want to actually provide proof...cause then you would want that to be here for everyone to see.

Originally posted by Devil King
Have you ever been to space?

Has a Chimp ever successfully used "Myspace"?

Has a human ever been to space? Therefore the implications of your statement do not work in this instance...unless of course I missed your point...

Originally posted by dadudemon
Has a Chimp ever successfully used "Myspace"?

Has a human ever been to space? Therefore the implications of your statement do not work in this instance...unless of course I missed your point...

You did miss his point, genius.

Originally posted by dadudemon
1. Proof?

Quote:

"I DO NOT KEEP BRINGING IT UP....you do. "

"So how does a high IQ equate to discussing a chimps intelligence as compared to another human?"

Originally posted by dadudemon
Blah

As I told you I instinctively decide whether I find someone intelligent or not. I admitted arrogance. And I could probably go back and look at your posts to point out why I think you are of average intelligence at best, but I won't, cause it bores me and was never my point. THe way you grossly misunderstood everything I said in this thread though is a clear indicator, I never intended to prove that you are an idiot nor said that I would do so, I didn't disagree nor agree with your initial post, in fact I haven't read it, yet you constantly ask how my arguments on a total different topic disprove yours in said post, which is ridiculous. If you can't keep to what a person says what is the point, you make assumptions and argue on tangents, which I never said anything about. So, sorry, if I don't reply to you point by point, it is very hard since half the things you say have no basis whatsoever in the actual conversation that has been going on between us.

Originally posted by Robtard
You did miss his point, genius.

I really don't think so until he defines his point. I think you missed my point about his point.

Continuing with his point...similar questions could be asked to either validate or invalidate his point.

Have any other animals been sent to space? Who sent those animals into space? Were they sent there before humans were? Why did they go to space in the first place?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Quote:

"I DO NOT KEEP BRINGING IT UP....you do. "

"So how does a high IQ equate to discussing a chimps intelligence as compared to another human?"

Wrong...again, as usual. YOU keep bringing up that I claim to be super intelligent. That was the point be discussed you should have been able to derive that from my post/s. Sure I mentioned intelligence when people were discussing intelligence of Chimps relative to humans...but I didn't bring it up THAT"S WHAT THE FRIGGIN' THREAD IS ABOUT!!! 😆 😆 🙄

YOU brought up my intelligence....I did not. Go ahead, show me proof where I brought how intelligent I am all these many times that you believe in...go ahead. 🙂

Originally posted by Bardock42
As I told you I instinctively decide whether I find someone intelligent or not. I admitted arrogance. And I could probably go back and look at your posts to point out why I think you are of average intelligence at best, but I won't, cause it bores me and was never my point. THe way you grossly misunderstood everything I said in this thread though is a clear indicator, I never intended to prove that you are an idiot nor said that I would do so, I didn't disagree nor agree with your initial post, in fact I haven't read it, yet you constantly ask how my arguments on a total different topic disprove yours in said post, which is ridiculous. If you can't keep to what a person says what is the point, you make assumptions and argue on tangents, which I never said anything about. So, sorry, if I don't reply to you point by point, it is very hard since half the things you say have no basis whatsoever in the actual conversation that has been going on between us.

Totally and utterly ridiculously wrong. You are refusing to debate my points because you can't debate them. You know you are wrong about most of the points you were originally trying to make. You are trying to accuse me of being like Czarina but it isn't working...more like you are just avoiding addressing my valid points because just about anything you post about those will end up in you failing at it. (I am not saying that to be arrogant because I made really good points, I am saying that because you made really bad points and I countered those points that you now refuse to address....and you accuse RJ of doing that....what is the word for that....hmmm...hmm.)

Tangents? What the hell dude, you are really reaching now. Are you that bored? If they had no basis in the conversation we have been having...then why did I bring up specific examples of the past? Oh wait...you have been referencing the past in just about all your posts in our conversation here.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hahahahahaha. You have been typing sentences.

That's it.

No, that's not it, obviously.

Originally posted by Devil King
Have you ever been to space?
No. But other humans have.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Blah

I don't derive any pleasure from arguing with you, I refer you to my previous post.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't derive any pleasure from arguing with you, I refer you to my previous post.

Yes you do. You derive pleasure from nit picking everyone about anything...you just failed this time around with me so you are throwing in the towel. It is okay, I won't hold it against you, I still like you. And please, continue to nit pick away; I like it.

Back to on topic, can someone, anyone, address my original point about the test being flawed to begin with?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yes you do. You derive pleasure from nit picking everyone about anything...you just failed this time around with me so you are throwing in the towel. It is okay, I won't hold it against you, I still like you. And please, continue to nit pick away; I like it.

Nah. You talked about a few unrelated topics, I pointed it out, you continue, I am bored. You write too lengthy for me to be interested in showing you just how stupid you are.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah. You talked about a few unrelated topics, I pointed it out, you continue, I am bored. You write too lengthy for me to be interested in showing you just how stupid you are.

Suuuuuure.... 😉

Originally posted by dadudemon
I really don't think so until he defines his point. I think you missed my point about his point.

Continuing with his point...similar questions could be asked to either validate or invalidate his point.

Have any other animals been sent to space? Who sent those animals into space? Were they sent there before humans were? Why did they go to space in the first place?

Believe me, you did... he was poking fun at XYZ and making a joke about XYZ personally not being smarter than a chimp, simply because he car write a complete sentence, he wasn't being serious and talking about humans as a whole. Capiche?

So, everything else you said was pointless, since you clearly missed his point from the start, genius.