Originally posted by Burning thoughtThat's nothing, the Hulk jumped out of the comic panels and broke the TOAA's pencil, crushed an omniverse with the weight of his balls, can throw his whole comic book series across the omniverse, and can retcon every dimension with a pinky.
but anyway, Kain farts away the omniverse, Strangles living tribunal just after slicing in half the Editor and chiefs of marvel, effectively killing TOAA, then back hands superman across the universe and retcons him.....
pfpff their all manifestations of paper, KAIN is the future, he like these weaklings started off as a drawring and imagination but he ascended to electric media!! he is far greater than these simple beings with so many more dimensions!!
none of the characters make sounds, their just comics, wheras Kain you can hear him speak......how can an illiterate non speaking fool like these lame comic charcters dare even look upon his might
Originally posted by Furion
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked somebody so hard his foot went faster then the speed of light, went back in time and kicked Emelia Earheart while she was flying over the pacific ocean. And Chuck's not dead, the reaper hasn't come for him yet.
pff thats coz kains gonna beat the reaper down and take Norris' soul first...
Norris is an old man, aint he 60 somethin lol .....