What Straights Can Learn From Gays

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
[b]You see I am not a pure homo like Adam Poe or b*tchy whiney Devil King...I am a [b]HYBRID [/B]

You're a pretty insecure person, that much is obvious. But, you're right about being a hybrid. You're a mix between total looser and emotionally needy boaster, who has to pretend he's got enough going for him to be the whore he wishes he could be. But, I wish you all the luck in the world maintaining a relationship with whatever desperate 50 year old you get to dismiss what comes out of your mouth in favor of the bragging rights that come with paying for the company of a 20 year old.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
You're just upset cause i'm not in agreeance with homosexuality,

So before insinuating that i'm a bigot, ask (and truly answer) if you're one yourself for assuming i'm one.

No, I'm not upset; I'm irritated you're too stupid to figure out the same intolerance you accuse every single white person in the country of being guilty, is the exact willful ignorance you seem so dead set on maintaining in your own life. What you think are the causes of homosexuality are irrelevant to me. (It's okay, I'll wait while you make that the focus of your response) If I got upset over every person that condemns my sexuality, I wouldn't have a life outside of a shrink's office.

Sorry I didn't take the bait and pour my heart out about what you could learn from gay people, thus giving you the chance to turn around and shit all over it or impress some bimbo with the false profoundness of your personality. Your sex life and your package, and all the assumed glory you assign it, are your responsability. As far as I'm concerned, you having sex is a dangerous prospect, given the fact that you might start to breed and propogate your willful ignorance and racism.

Sure, I'm a bigot, if you can call someone who dislikes you, specifically, a bigot; I'm certain you will since you've decided to make that your personal mantra in life. Maybe one day you'll figure out that people just don't like you; and not just because you're black, but because you have a shitty personality. I don't deny racism still exists, and on a massive scale, but you should probably realize you're just as guilty of that knee-jerk reaction as those people you despise for the exact same thing. (We'll all wait while you tell us what a lady's man you are; that the bitches are lined up around th eblock to have your babies)

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
While Christianity plays a large part in my life, you'll find that I don't talk incessantly about it, nor do I interject idiotic comments every two minutes about how awesome Jesus is.

One doesn't have to specifically explain incessant sarcasm, though.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
The guy in my sig is a hott mexican actor named Eduardo Verastegui. It is rumored he might be gay/bisexual, but so far he claims to be straight.

I kind of look like him (just not as buff or hott), thats y i keep him in my sig

Really? 😆

easy, ladies. haermm

Originally posted by Adam_PoE

Really? 😆

pwnt

Originally posted by Adam_PoE

Really? 😆

Originally posted by Devil King

Sorry I didn't take the bait and pour my heart out about what you could learn from gay people, thus giving you the chance to turn around and shit all over it or impress some bimbo with the false profoundness of your personality. Your sex life and your package, and all the assumed glory you assign it, are your responsability. As far as I'm concerned, you having sex is a dangerous prospect, given the fact that you might start to breed and propogate your willful ignorance and racism.

Sure, I'm a bigot, if you can call someone who dislikes you, specifically, a bigot; I'm certain you will since you've decided to make that your personal mantra in life. Maybe one day you'll figure out that people just don't like you; and not just because you're black, but because you have a shitty personality. I don't deny racism still exists, and on a massive scale, but you should probably realize you're just as guilty of that knee-jerk reaction as those people you despise for the exact same thing. (We'll all wait while you tell us what a lady's man you are; that the bitches are lined up around th eblock to have your babies)

Edit: Best part, after you spurned him, he does a 180* (yet again) and says 'Come to think about it, there's nothing I can learn, durr, durr.'

Everyone thinks that I resemble Alan Tudyk.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Everyone thinks that I resemble Alan Tudyk.

Originally posted by Devil King
You're a pretty insecure person, that much is obvious. But, you're right about being a hybrid. You're a mix between total looser and emotionally needy boaster, who has to pretend he's got enough going for him to be the whore he wishes he could be. But, I wish you all the luck in the world maintaining a relationship with whatever desperate 50 year old you get to dismiss what comes out of your mouth in favor of the bragging rights that come with paying for the company of a 20 year old.)

8===================D

Originally posted by Devil King
I am a 26 year old gay man with anger problems. I vent on KMC arguing with teenagers, because I really have nothing better to do. I take the internet seriously, because it is my life. You see, I have no actual life, so I spend 90% of it here, getting angry, and arguing with kids younger than myself.

It's fun. Also it makes me forget how sad my life is.

I also feel the need to prove that gay people are just like straight people. I have herpes. That's also why I'm so frustrated

I pretty much suck

...and not in the good way 🙁

Sorry to hear that man 🙁

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
Sorry to hear that man 🙁

As amused as FotN will be with that, I find it oddly hypocritical that you feel the need to make shit up and get pissed for being called a whore and a looser, when that's what you've told us all we're supposed to think about you?

And it's amazing you are too much of a dumbass to realize that everytime you accuse me of spending all my time on here, you're on here too. I thought you spent all your saturday nights sleazing around in clubs trying to get better looking people to feel sorry enough for you that they will insert their penis into you. Unless you're using the internet in a club, which would only further my accusation that no one wants to deal with you.

Does the truth upset you so much that your only responseto it is to live in a fantasy world?

SpearofDestiny=lolcow

Originally posted by Schecter
SpearofDestiny=lolcow

Like this?

Originally posted by Robtard

Originally posted by Devil King
As amused as FotN will be with that, I find it oddly hypocritical that you feel the need to make shit up and get pissed for being called a whore and a looser, when that's what you've told us all we're supposed to think about you?

And it's amazing you are too much of a dumbass to realize that everytime you accuse me of spending all my time on here, you're on here too. I thought you spent all your saturday nights sleazing around in clubs trying to get better looking people to feel sorry enough for you that they will insert their penis into you. Unless you're using the internet in a club, which would only further my accusation that no one wants to deal with you.

Does the truth upset you so much that your only responseto it is to live in a fantasy world?

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
That is indeed Alan Tudyk. I'm younger, of course.

It's "loser." Not "looser." (Also, that insult really doesn't make a whole lot of sense, come to think of it.) Anyway, I'm sure that Urizen will eventually find himself in a relationship with an ugly, overweight bear (that's a bit redundant, I suppose) who calls him a pig and shits in his mouth.

Is there a particular reason you point out each and every one of my spelling mistakes?

What doesn't make sense about it? You haven't figured out that he comes on here and plays some character that he wishes he was in the real world, and then when some one says as much about him as an insult, he gets mad about it and attempts to retaliate by making things up about them or drawing a bouncing penis?

Instead of telling everyone what famous person you most resemble, why not post a picture and let us decide for ourselves.

I LOVE YOU GUYS

I do not insult back, because I am HAPPY 🙂

I have achieved Eternal Orgasm. I am in happy Bliss.

Devil King....learn to be happy. You are so angry. Let the anger go 🙂

Fecesman....have sex, or find someone who is willing to have sex with you. Trust me..you will no longer waste time here on KMC

Schecter....get plastic surgery..it will help 🙂

Adam Poe.....butt plugs help. I will leave it at that.

I wish you all peace, and LOVE for your entire existance

droolio

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
[b]I do not insult back, because I am HAPPY 🙂

I have achieved Eternal Orgasm. I am in happy Bliss.

Devil King....learn to be happy. You are so angry. Let the anger go 🙂

Fecesman....have sex, or find someone who is willing to have sex with you. Trust me..you will no longer waste time here on KMC

Schecter....get plastic surgery..it will help 🙂

Adam Poe.....butt plugs help. I will leave it at that.

I wish you all peace, and LOVE for your entire existance

droolio [/B]

Someone who talks about sex all the time, isn't getting any.

How does it feel to know that nobody here likes you and that the only reason you haven't been banned is because the moderators get a kick out of you irritating us?

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
[b]I do not insult back, because I am HAPPY 🙂

I have achieved Eternal Orgasm. I am in happy Bliss.

droolio

I'm happy that I have a long spear of density. Well, that's the complaint i get from the ladies.

hehe