What Straights Can Learn From Gays

Started by Devil King15 pages
Originally posted by Devil King
(We'll all wait while you tell us what a lady's man you are; that the bitches are lined up around the block to have your babies)

Originally posted by Devil King
Is there a particular reason you point out each and every one of my spelling mistakes?

Yes, as you're just like everyone else. And no one is exempt from the icy critique of a Grammar Nazi.
What doesn't make sense about it? You haven't figured out that he comes on here and plays some character that he wishes he was in the real world, and then when some one says as much about him as an insult, he gets mad about it and attempts to retaliate by making things up about them or drawing a bouncing penis?

I didn't really think about it that much, but I guess that makes sense.
Instead of telling everyone what famous person you most resemble, why not post a picture and let us decide for ourselves.

For several reasons.

1. I don't have a digital camera at hand.
2. I'm not boasting about resembling Alan Tudyk.
3. I don't require the approval of strangers to bolster my self-esteem.
4. I'm not fond of opening myself to critique based on my appearance, especially on the anonymous Internet.

i saw brokeback mountain last night (rip heath)

Thing about it is that the movies not about gay cowboys like i've been told. They're more like bi-sexual cowboys with Heath being more on the straight side and the other guy more on the gay side.

And i know being gay and being bi are different.

Originally posted by Schecter
i dont know...i just find it funny that you're never inspired to draw women. i mean, ive known gay artists who love to draw women, yet you seem to just want to draw muscle men...big buff muscle men...mmmmmmmmmm yummy, huh?

Im not very good at drawing females, thats why theyre practically none in my gallery.

Remember when Eminem said this on his song “Criminal” on his 2nd CD

“My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That’ll stab you in the head, whether you’re a *** or lez,
Or a homosex, hermaph or a tranza-vest, pants or dress,
Hate ****?, the answers yes,
Homophobic? Nah, you’re just heterophobic,
Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging,
That’s my mothufcukin’ balls, you better let go of ‘em,
They belong in my scrotum; you’ll never get hold of ‘em!
HaaHaaaa!!”

Craziness, eh. That made gays fume, I remember.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Remember when Eminem said this on his song “Criminal” on his 2nd CD

“My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That’ll stab you in the head, whether you’re a *** or lez,
Or a homosex, hermaph or a tranza-vest, pants or dress,
Hate ****?, the answers yes,
Homophobic? Nah, you’re just heterophobic,
Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging,
That’s my mothufcukin’ balls, you better let go of ‘em,
They belong in my scrotum; you’ll never get hold of ‘em!
HaaHaaaa!!”

Craziness, eh. That made gays fume, I remember.

Very inspiring lyrics.. 😘

This thread is headed for good things.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Remember when Eminem said this on his song “Criminal” on his 2nd CD

“My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That’ll stab you in the head, whether you’re a *** or lez,
Or a homosex, hermaph or a tranza-vest, pants or dress,
Hate ****?, the answers yes,
Homophobic? Nah, you’re just heterophobic,
Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging,
That’s my mothufcukin’ balls, you better let go of ‘em,
They belong in my scrotum; you’ll never get hold of ‘em!
HaaHaaaa!!”

Craziness, eh. That made gays fume, I remember.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
i saw brokeback mountain last night (rip heath)

Thing about it is that the movies not about gay cowboys like i've been told. They're more like bi-sexual cowboys with Heath being more on the straight side and the other guy more on the gay side.

And i know being gay and being bi are different.


You so smrt.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
[b]I do not insult back, because I am HAPPY 🙂

I have achieved Eternal Orgasm. I am in happy Bliss.

Devil King....learn to be happy. You are so angry. Let the anger go 🙂

Fecesman....have sex, or find someone who is willing to have sex with you. Trust me..you will no longer waste time here on KMC

Schecter....get plastic surgery..it will help 🙂

Adam Poe.....butt plugs help. I will leave it at that.

I wish you all peace, and LOVE for your entire existance

droolio [/B]

Ironic.

Originally posted by Devil King

What'd you think abou that? (his duo and the hug with E.J.)

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
You so smrt.

ain't i?

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
i saw brokeback mountain last night (rip heath)

Thing about it is that the movies not about gay cowboys like i've been told. They're more like bi-sexual cowboys with Heath being more on the straight side and the other guy more on the gay side.

And i know being gay and being bi are different.

Exactly 👆

It's actually an awesome movie ! I fkn loved it

R.I.P. Heath Ledger, he was so damn hott...but not hotter than Jake Gyllenhaal droolio

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
What'd you think abou that? (his duo and the hug with E.J.)
Do you mean "duet"?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Do you mean "duet"?

yea duet, my bad.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
Exactly 👆

It's actually an awesome movie ! I fkn loved it

R.I.P. Heath Ledger, he was so damn hott...but not hotter than Jake Gyllenhaal droolio

Jake sister's kinda ugly though, i think. She's in The Dark Knight along with Heath. She took over Katie Holmes role, unfortunately.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Jake sister's kinda ugly though, i think. She's in The Dark Knight along with Heath. She took over Katie Holmes role, unfortunately.
I think she looks alright. I didn't like the Rachel character too much anyways. Will see how she does.

I don't get the Heath Ledger worship. He always looked like he was dirty and strung out on drugs to me.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I don't get the Heath Ledger worship. He always looked like he was dirty and strung out on drugs to me.

He's not gorgeous, but he is sexy.

Like...there's something very charismatic and arousing about him...it's more of a personality trait, rather than just his looks.

Jake Gyllenhaal on the other hand, is fkn gorgeous from first glance droolio

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I don't get the Heath Ledger worship. He always looked like he was dirty and strung out on drugs to me.
He was a good actor. Who died young. Ergo all sorts of worship have to happen.