What Straights Can Learn From Gays

Started by Robtard15 pages

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Remember when Eminem said this on his song “Criminal” on his 2nd CD

“My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That’ll stab you in the head, whether you’re a *** or lez,
Or a homosex, hermaph or a tranza-vest, pants or dress,
Hate ****?, the answers yes,
Homophobic? Nah, you’re just heterophobic,
Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging,
That’s my mothufcukin’ balls, you better let go of ‘em,
They belong in my scrotum; you’ll never get hold of ‘em!
HaaHaaaa!!”

Craziness, eh. That made gays fume, I remember.

Not one of his better rhymes, but I guess that's subjective.

Why do you think homophobes often imagine that every gay wants them and is checking them out sexually?

Originally posted by Robtard
Why do you think homophobes often imagine that every gay wants them and is checking them out sexually?

Not only that, but that gays are perpetually horny.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
He's not gorgeous, but he is sexy.

Like...there's something very charismatic and arousing about him...it's more of a personality trait, rather than just his looks.

Jake Gyllenhaal on the other hand, is fkn gorgeous from first glance droolio


Gyllenhaal is way overrated. Probably because he was gay in that one movie.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Gyllenhaal is way overrated. Probably because he was gay in that one movie.

Untrue 👇

He's drop dead gorgeous, u jealous dyke

Originally posted by botankus
gays are perpetually horny.

That is fact 👆

gays keep on multiplying even though they aren't capable of conceiving...

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
Untrue 👇

He's drop dead gorgeous, u jealous dyke


Why don't you go fap to pics of Zac Effron shirtless? He's at least gay.
Originally posted by Rajendra
gays keep on multiplying even though they aren't capable of conceiving...

Yes. Yes, they do.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
What'd you think abou that? (his duo and the hug with E.J.)

I think it was a total media ploy, used by Eminem to address the backlash over his homophobic lyrics, which in turn, were a result of his pandering to the young black community that is very much like yourself; unable to understand that gay men and black men have more in common than they realize. I'm not sure where this community wide stereotype originated, but one theory I've heard is that the black male community sees their "culture" as hard core or ghetto, which they see as a resopnse to being "kept down" or living in a constant state of poverty.

So, when M&M decided to do it, I think he was bending knee to the PC groups, which was totally contradictory to the "hard core" front he presents to the whole world. But, EJ was right when he said the guy had every right to say what he wanted in his lyrics. Elton has been in this business for a long time; he realizes that it's not a culture, it's a buisness.

Actually, reading the lyrics, it seems he just uses any word that pops into his head that happens to rhyme.

Originally posted by Robtard
Not one of his better rhymes, but I guess that's subjective.

Why do you think homophobes often imagine that every gay wants them and is checking them out sexually?

It's due to paranoia, simply.

Originally posted by Devil King
I think it was a total media ploy, used by Eminem to address the backlash over his homophobic lyrics, which in turn, were a result of his pandering to the young black community that is very much like yourself; unable to understand that gay men and black men have more in common than they realize. I'm not sure where this community wide stereotype originated, but one theory I've heard is that the black male community sees their "culture" as hard core or ghetto, which they see as a resopnse to being "kept down" or living in a constant state of poverty.

So, when M&M decided to do it, I think he was bending knee to the PC groups, which was totally contradictory to the "hard core" front he presents to the whole world. But, EJ was right when he said the guy had every right to say what he wanted in his lyrics. Elton has been in this business for a long time; he realizes that it's not a culture, it's a buisness.

Actually, reading the lyrics, it seems he just uses any word that pops into his head that happens to rhyme.

Will nothing ever satisfy you?

You don't think it took Eminem some courage to go up there, rap with an openly gay man, in front of the world, followed by topping it of with a full hug and hand holding afterwords, in front of, and while apart of, an industry/culture that's for the most part anit-gay?

And if those lyrics were just thrown together, which they weren't, they completely rhymed and made clear sense, I understood it just fine, then why did it upset gays profoundly. Just by name calling? No. The meaning is what caused the whole thing. Otherwise, if all he did was, quote, "use any word that pops into his head that happens to rhyme", as you said, then it either must not take alot to piss off a gay man like yourself or one doesn't have to be that smart or make alot of sense to do so.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Will nothing ever satisfy you?

You don't think it took Eminem some courage to go up there, rap with an openly gay man, in front of the world, followed by topping it of with a full hug and hand holding afterwords, in front of, and while apart of, an industry/culture that's for the most part anit-gay?

And if those lyrics were just thrown together, which they weren't, they completely rhymed and made clear sense, I understood it just fine, then why did it upset gays profoundly. Just by name calling? No. The meaning is what caused the whole thing. Otherwise, if all he did was, quote, "use any word that pops into his head that happens to rhyme", as you said, then it either must not take alot to piss off a gay man like yourself or one doesn't have to be that smart or make alot of sense to do so.

That may be true, but did you think what courage it took Elton John to go up there and perform with an openly homophobe man, in front of the world, followed by topping it off with a full hug and hand holding afterwards, in front of, his audience, which is on the most part accepting of gays and disapproving of homophobes?

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Will nothing ever satisfy you?

You don't think it took Eminem some courage to go up there, rap with an openly gay man, in front of the world, followed by topping it of with a full hug and hand holding afterwords, in front of, and while apart of, an industry/culture that's for the most part anit-gay?

And if those lyrics were just thrown together, which they weren't, they completely rhymed and made clear sense, I understood it just fine, then why did it upset gays profoundly. Just by name calling? No. The meaning is what caused the whole thing. Otherwise, if all he did was, quote, "use any word that pops into his head that happens to rhyme", as you said, then it either must not take alot to piss off a gay man like yourself or one doesn't have to be that smart or make alot of sense to do so.

The only thing it took was $$$, most likely.

Edit: I also suspect that even the most hardcore studio gangster respects Elton John, because of how long he's been around, what he has accomplished music-wise, the raw talent he has and the money he's made with his music.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
You don't think it took Eminem some courage to go up there, rap with an openly gay man, in front of the world, followed by topping it of with a full hug and hand holding afterwords, in front of, and while apart of, an industry/culture that's for the most part anit-gay?

No, I don't think it took courage. Read what I said, though. I don't think M&M is homophobic. Elton realized that, that's why he did it. I think it would take more courage to write a rap song that points out the similarities in the public perception that both young black men and gay men fail to realize. Elton did it because he has been around long enough to know it's a business. M&M writes these lyrics because they reflect a notion that has been propogated in the black, male community.

You're the one who thinks it was courageous for him to touch a gay man.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
And if those lyrics were just thrown together, which they weren't, they completely rhymed and made clear sense,

Sure they rhymed. I said as much. But they would have been better rhymes if he had used other words that rhymed more. As it is, he had to settle for worse rhymes in order to get his message across; which is a message that appeals to a fanbase that thinks they are threatened by homosexuals, which is something that is apparent to the people who make the most money off these artists and their fans: the record companies.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
then why did it upset gays profoundly.

I don't think it did. I think it upset the pc groups, who get upset about everything. I don't know of too many gay men that got upset about it. But, then again, I don't know too many gay men that could recite M&M lyrics. And the young gay guys I do know that can recite them, can do so because they bought the albums; because they're fans. Most people don't get upset about these things until the news tells them to find it worthy of getting upset.

Originally posted by Robtard
studio gangster

This is what I'm saying. Way, way too many of these guys are just studio gangstas. It's like when Vicente Fox called Bush a Windshield Cowboy.

Originally posted by Devil King
This is what I'm saying. Way, way too many of these guys are just studio gangstas. It's like when Vicente Fox called Bush a Windshield Cowboy.

All this talk of gays and gangstas made me remember this song parody I heard some years ago, I don't who did it, it was titled "Gay Gangstas." I remember the line "I'll put a bullet in your head and a dick in your behind." The chorus was "Gay, gay, gay-gansta-s-s-s."

is SoD done crying his little heart out or are there more lols to milk?

Originally posted by bob4444
Im not very good at drawing females, thats why theyre practically none in my gallery.

well, we practice by drawing what inspires us, and ignore that which bores us.
and therein lies my point

Originally posted by Schecter
is SoD done crying his little heart out or are there more lols to milk?

You're asking for yet another digital scrolling penis or a gaping butthole.

its all a front. notice his personal attacks and pissing/crying which immediately follow his typical penis scrolling posts. where you see "8=====o", i see "please wait a moment: epic failure and bawwwwwwwwing soon to come"

Originally posted by Devil King
This is what I'm saying. Way, way too many of these guys are just studio gangstas. It's like when Vicente Fox called Bush a Windshield Cowboy.

😂 I remember that.

And on the same note, Bill Maher said in one of his New Rules segments: "How come when Bush is down on his ranch, he's always seen in jeans with his pick-up? Come on, we know you're not going into town to pick up a bail of hay. We get it Mr. President; you're from Texas, you like trucks, and you're a big fan of country...unfortunately that country is Saudi Arabia."