spetznaz
Senior Fanboy Killer
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Where would you want to be the least?1- Tied on a chair, with the Jocker approching, with a knife, smiling?
2- Tied on a chair, with the Punisher approching, with a knife, accusing you to be a pedophilia?
3- In front of Hulk in his "World War Mode"
4- In a game of chicken with Juggernaut
5- In a torture chamber of Doom, who think that you know the secret to bring down Richards
6- In front of Darkseid, who think that you are the key for the ALE
7- In you living room, with Superman prime paying you a visit
8- In a middle of a hug between Human Torch and Nova, herald of Galactus, newly resurrected
In all of the above the fact is you are going to die, and in several of them rather gruesome deaths. The question though is ....which will give you the most physical pain for the longest time (a), and (b) what will make you the most f'ed up!
That automatically takes out the Hulk and the Juggernaut (their level of strength means that even if they rip you in two, you will expire so fast it will be the same as being mangled in a particularly bad accident - you'll only feel it for a few seconds at most).
Same thing for Superman Prime (if he kills you it will be quick, if he rips your arm off the shock to your system will make you numbed for quite a while, and by that time you will have bled to death ....and if he sears the wound with heat vision to make it not bleed, the pain levels are still endurable - believe it or not. Bush amputations have taken place throughout human history, and in some places still do)
A hug between two flaming beings = quick death. Painful, but it will be brief.
Whcih leaves Darkseid, Doom, Punisher and Joker.
The Punisher is brutal, but efficient. As a pedophile he will simply slice off your (you know what), stuff them in your mouth, and then kill you. By the way, having those chopped off is not as painful as it may appear (having them crushed is far more painful), and just the other day I read of a person who had his entire genitilia chopped off by a mob. He survived. Also think of the eunuchs of old who had their 'stuff' taken out.
That leaves the Joker, Doom and Darkseid.
Now, Doom and Darkseid will make you feel pain you have never experienced or even thought possible. Doom with his evil mind and science (and maybe a spot of magic to make your pain receivers work over 100%), and Darkseid with his telepathy and omega beams (unless you just watch cartoons, the omega effect can do far more than just blast things ....it ranges from teleportation to making swiss cheese). Both characters will make you feel things that you did not deem possible.
Although the worst for me would be the Joker. Why? Well, he will NOT make you feel as much pain as Doom or Darkseid would, but the FACT is seeing the Joker walking towards you with a knife, and you are tied up, means that you are indeed F@CKED UP!
The sight alone should make any sane person (who knows who the Joker is) simply ....well ....know they are f'd up.