Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Punisher is only human as well... as is Batman, as is Karate Kid...All of which would punch your jaw straight through your ass hole.
They are all more highly trained in the fighting arts..than Joker. Joker is just a street thug..with just street level fighting styles. Punisher, Batman, KK...are all trained to kill...even with just their bare hands....Joker isn't.
Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Punisher is only human as well... as is Batman, as is Karate Kid...
All of which would punch your jaw straight through your ass hole.
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Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
My chances against him are much better than with any other being involved in this thread scenario.
What are your feats? mmm
Originally posted by Inhuman
😂What are your feats? mmm
For one..I can take care of my own problems without hiring thugs to go around trying to beat up Batman for me.
I'm used to fighting, actually...from the military to head security at various bars and clubs. I'm not above getting my own ass whipped...cause it has happened, but I can dish it out too. I just don't see Joker doing it one on one. He's more formidable with his mad schemes...nerve gas, etc...not H2H...he's not known for that.
Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
For one..I can take care of my own problems without hiring thugs to go around trying to beat up Batman for me.I'm used to fighting, actually...from the military to head security at various bars and clubs. I'm not above getting my own ass whipped...cause it has happened, but I can dish it out too. I just don't see Joker doing it one on one. He's more formidable with his mad schemes...nerve gas, etc...not H2H...he's not known for that.
Joker 10/10 ermmgay
scenario 11 with Death ... could anyone come up with a more literal definition of "Deathbed"?
definitely would think the Joker situation is the worst.
Doom would at least listen to reason and perhaps be open to some sort of scheme or other. Ds would just look like a gorilla in spandex and that would lessen the blow of whatever punishment he inflicts. Punisher is probably sexually repressed, might get some kicks out of messing with his mind as he attempts to mangle me.
Hulk wouldn't even acknowledge me as a threat and so wouldn't waste the time of day on me, Juggernaut's too stupid I could easily turn him into my henchmen. Superboy... brutal and stupid, again one whose mind you can twist to your own advantage ...
Joker is lethal.
If I'm lucky, Darkseid would just scan my mind and determine that I don't know anything. If not, then that's the scenario I would least want to experience.
Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
I'd take scenario 1, with the Joker.Assuming that only my arms are tied behind the chair....I could kick the knife out of Joker's hand....kick him in the knee-cap...and as soon as he bends over in pain...I would wrap my legs around his neck..and break it. Then I'll have some time to get my arms loose...and leave the room.
You'll take scenario 1?
"What scenario would you want to be in the least"
Originally posted by llagrok
If I'm lucky, Darkseid would just scan my mind and determine that I don't know anything. If not, then that's the scenario I would least want to experience.You'll take scenario 1?
"What scenario would you want to be in the least"
Well, Darkseid would just end up sending me to Desaad...who would conduct cruel experiments on me..more than likely....so, that would be the last scenario that I choose to experience.
Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
I'd take scenario 1, with the Joker.Assuming that only my arms are tied behind the chair....I could kick the knife out of Joker's hand....kick him in the knee-cap...and as soon as he bends over in pain...I would wrap my legs around his neck..and break it. Then I'll have some time to get my arms loose...and leave the room.
I hope you understand that the chances of that happening are very slim, right? You're first mistake, and you're dealing with a very pissed off homicidal maniac, who may now have a fate worse than what he originally had planned for you.
Now, since we know the Joker is NOT an idiot, we'll assume that it isn't just your arms tied behind the chair, cause that would make the most sense.
Originally posted by Tron
I hope you understand that the chances of that happening are very slim, right? You're first mistake, and you're dealing with a very pissed off homicidal maniac, who may now have a fate worse than what he originally had planned for you.Now, since we know the Joker is NOT an idiot, we'll assume that it isn't just your arms tied behind the chair, cause that would make the most sense.
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Well, I would've already cut the ropes from my hands before Joker entered the room. I would pretend like my hands were still tied as he approached me, then when he got close..and when he least expected it(you know...as he goes off on some wild tangent, telling me what kind of crazy plan he has in store for me) I would gut him with the blade I used to free myself.
I have to survive, somehow.... 😈