"OHMAGAD, it's sucks to be me!"

Started by Mindset4 pages

Doom and Darkseid wouldn't care if you knew anything or not though.

Definitely 1. Hulk, SMP, Nova etc. would all be over quickly. Joker, however....

Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
Yeah....Nvr would...or that other freak...spear of destiny...or whatever the hell his name is...they both roll like that.
this should be in the ownage thread

IMO, Darkseid is the worst case scenario here. He can cause the most physical, mental, emotional, and downright cosmic anguish. He can heal you then do it all over again. That's what he has over the Joker, who would be a close second, but cannot do what Darkseid does.

Originally posted by Acrosurge
IMO, Darkseid is the worst case scenario here. He can cause the most physical, mental, emotional, and downright cosmic anguish. He can heal you then do it all over again. That's what he has over the Joker, who would be a close second, but cannot do what Darkseid does.

Agreed. DS has the ability to rez, something none of the others (maybe Doom if he had shitload of preptime, but I think that's beyond even his magic) have.

Thing is, DS is a pragmatist. If you really don't have what he wants, he'll just banish you. Or if he's annoyed, you get to be Desaad's new toy. 😈

Personally, the Joker scares me more than DS. Unless he's got the ALE.

Re: "OHMAGAD, it's sucks to be me!"

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Where would you want to be the least?

1- Tied on a chair, with the Jocker approching, with a knife, smiling?

2- Tied on a chair, with the Punisher approching, with a knife, accusing you to be a pedophilia?

3- In front of Hulk in his "World War Mode"

4- In a game of chicken with Juggernaut

5- In a torture chamber of Doom, who think that you know the secret to bring down Richards

6- In front of Darkseid, who think that you are the key for the ALE

7- In you living room, with Superman prime paying you a visit

8- In a middle of a hug between Human Torch and Nova, herald of Galactus, newly resurrected

1 or 5

I doubt the others would prolong the suffering so much or so horribly. Frank would try, I'm sure, but I don't think he could match up to what Joker or Doom might do.

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Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
1 or 5

I doubt the others would prolong the suffering so much or so horribly. Frank would try, I'm sure, but I don't think he could match up to what Joker or Doom might do.

Have you read MAX Punisher?

Originally posted by Thorion
Definitely 1. Hulk, SMP, Nova etc. would all be over quickly. Joker, however....

Ditto.

Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
I'd take scenario 1, with the Joker.

Assuming that only my arms are tied behind the chair....I could kick the knife out of Joker's hand....kick him in the knee-cap...and as soon as he bends over in pain...I would wrap my legs around his neck..and break it. Then I'll have some time to get my arms loose...and leave the room.


Are you familiar with masterbruce?

With Joker, you have to die thinking about what he's going to do to your family, your friends, etc when you're gone.

Re: Re: "OHMAGAD, it's sucks to be me!"

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
1 or 5

I doubt the others would prolong the suffering so much or so horribly. Frank would try, I'm sure, but I don't think he could match up to what Joker or Doom might do.

Do you know Jigsaw?

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Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Do you know Jigsaw?

No. Why?

jigsaw is from the Saw movies

They all seem really bad except for the Hulk one. What is chicken btw?

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Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
No. Why?

Because of this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jigsaw_(Marvel_Comics)

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Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Because of this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jigsaw_(Marvel_Comics)

OOOOOOOOOOOOO that jigsaw

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Where would you want to be the least?

1- Tied on a chair, with the Jocker approching, with a knife, smiling?

2- Tied on a chair, with the Punisher approching, with a knife, accusing you to be a pedophilia?

3- In front of Hulk in his "World War Mode"

4- In a game of chicken with Juggernaut

5- In a torture chamber of Doom, who think that you know the secret to bring down Richards

6- In front of Darkseid, who think that you are the key for the ALE

7- In you living room, with Superman prime paying you a visit

8- In a middle of a hug between Human Torch and Nova, herald of Galactus, newly resurrected

4.... with me being the chicken.

Nobody likes 9-12 ? ermmfrown

Originally posted by Inhuman
Nobody likes 9-12 ? ermmfrown

You would welcome number tenpeaches

Originally posted by Priest
You would welcome number tenpeaches

Perhaps... 😖hifty:

Bruce would just give lend me some of his clothes and send me on my way right ? 😗