Punisher vs. Parallax

Started by Soljer6 pages

Originally posted by jinzin
hysterical

who would win?

Punisher with the green lantern ring? Or Punisher amalgamated with Captain America and wearing the DKR bat suit?

Considering that the Punisher'd be ineffective at using the ring as anything but a very gaudy piece of jewelry, I'd say Frank'd do a slight bit better with the DKR bat-suit.

Originally posted by Soljer
Considering that the Punisher'd be ineffective at using the ring as anything but a very gaudy piece of jewelry, I'd say Frank'd do a slight bit better with the DKR bat-suit.
why'd he be ineffective? I picture Frank abusing the shit outta the ring, creating an entire armada of weapons even when facing a mere street burglar.

Originally posted by Soljer
Considering that the Punisher'd be ineffective at using the ring as anything but a very gaudy piece of jewelry, I'd say Frank'd do a slight bit better with the DKR bat-suit.

but ring bearing Punisher has had like a bajillion years to get to Parallax level man!

He's like JP level almost.

Originally posted by Master-Borg
why'd he be ineffective? I picture Frank abusing the shit outta the ring, creating an entire armada of weapons even when facing a mere street burglar.

Of course you do.

Because you're almost as big a fool as Alfheim.

Originally posted by Soljer
Of course you do.

Because you're almost as big a fool as Alfheim.

no Im not.

Also, Im not saying Punisher could beat Parallax. But I don't see why he couldn't be as good or better a GL as a hothead like Guy Gardener.

Originally posted by Master-Borg
no Im not.

Also, Im not saying Punisher could beat Parallax. But I don't see why he couldn't be as good or better a GL as a hothead like Guy Gardener.

Of course you don't.

Because you're almost as big a fool as Alfheim.

Originally posted by Soljer
Considering that the Punisher'd be ineffective at using the ring as anything but a very gaudy piece of jewelry, I'd say Frank'd do a slight bit better with the DKR bat-suit.

Anyway I dont think Punisher can beat Parallax but im just gonna post this to show the hypocrisy of how Soljer implies that he could use the ring in 1 year to beat the Thing but all of a sudden is going to be ineffective after 100 years

Franks with GL ring vs Thing

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Punisher has had a years prep in using the ring he fights the Thing in the black forest in Germany.
Originally posted by Soljer
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Originally posted by Phantom Zone
C'mon man, whats up?
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
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Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Ok could somebody explains whats wrong with my thread? 😕
Originally posted by AQUA-MARINER
ibeileve this is one of those spite treads that ppl do on accident....

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Ok he gets a years prep?????? I dont read DC, I thought those Glers were bad ass?

I have changed my prep, to a years in the first post.

Originally posted by Badabing
eek2 🤪 eer 😑 🤨 shocking

Thing loses, BADLY!

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
You're interpreting people wrong.
I just felt like using that smiley in lieu of an actual response.

The GL ring can do anything that the user can imagine and will. One could argue that the Punisher may not have sufficient imagination or willpower, but frankly I don't think it would require that much to take out poor Benji.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
I thought people were gonna say Franks loses badly. 😕 Well if it was a month who would win?

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Well obvoulsy if you dont say anything, im going to misinterpret you.

Ok frank gets one years prep and faces.....Gladiator!!!!

Originally posted by Badabing
Frank has a strong will. He has to in order to endure physical pain. I'm not sure how much imagination Frank has but I believe he could think of a large, powerful weapon that could take out Ben within a month. This is purely speculation on my part since I don't have much of a reference.
Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Well ok one years prep vs gladiator then?
Originally posted by Tassadar
Thing loses. In a horrible curbstomping. Not sure about Gladiator.
Originally posted by Stupid Rookie
Punisher could easily do whatver he want to thing
Originally posted by Phantom Zone
the thread is no longer Frank vs Thing. its Frank vs Gladiator. Frank gets one years prep with GL ring.

Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Frank takes him. All Frank has to do is raise a SHIELD in time for Glads to hit him, then taunt Glads. Suddenly Glads, seeing he didn't even make a scratch, loses all his confidence.

Frank is a pro at targeting his enemies' weak points, and Gladiator has a huge weak point.

Frank takes both of these fights.

Note: Notice how xmarksthespot and Soljer agree that Frank can use the ring to beat Thing in 1 year but now all of a sudden want to argue that he cant use the ring effectively. Obvoulsy Soljer is going to say "Oh well I didnt say anything dont put words in my mouth", when its obvious that he like the rest of the others agree that Frank can use the ring in 1 year. Hell I should have posted another version of the thread and watch you guys argue about how he cant beat Thing.

😆

oh and as for imagination, frank has plenty or really, really twisted imagination. to name a few:
-roadrolling wolverine
-feeding c4 to bruce banner/hulk in a stew
-tossing off a guy off a highrise for sentimentality since he did it 2 years ago
-cutting open jigsaw's face on three occassions by throwing him through glass, by bashing his face agaisnt a sharp rock and (after waiting for him to get a facial surgery) cutting it up with a knife
-tying up DD with a gun in his hand that was pointed at Frank's skull and telling him that the only way he can stop frank from killing a mobster is by shooting him himself.
-throwing a guy in a prana tank
-hitting a bear in the face, run like hell and use it to eat away at ma gucci

list goes on....
see all sorts of imagination 🙂

~Sado

Originally posted by Phantom Zone

Obvoulsy Soljer is going to say "Oh well I didnt say anything dont put words in my mouth"

🙂.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone

Obvoulsy Soljer is going to say "Oh well I didnt say anything dont put words in my mouth", when its obvious that he like the rest of the others agree that Frank can use the ring in 1 year. Hell I should have posted another version of the thread and watch you guys argue about how he cant beat Thing.

Alright, Alf.

Lemme explain, since you seem to always miss the point.

Originally, no one denied that Frank could become a mid-tier with a lantern ring. What people objected to was your moronic assertion that he'd be anywhere NEAR the likes of Hal or Kyle. What people objected to was your sheer idiocy in pitting him against the entirety of DC. So, as you put on a showcase of your ignorance, people reacted more and more extremely - likely just to poke, prod or egg you on.

Can Frank beat the thing with a lantern ring?

Sure.

Would he even be a blip on Hal Jordan's radar?

**** no.

He'd be less than insignificant to Parallax. He'd be nothing to DC Earth. Not even an annoyance.

Try to get that through your skull and stop being such a rabid fanboy, and maybe you wouldn't be met with so much derision.

Originally posted by Soljer
Alright, Alf.

Lemme explain, since you seem to always miss the point.

Originally, no one denied that Frank could become a mid-tier with a lantern ring. What people objected to was your moronic assertion that he'd be anywhere NEAR the likes of Hal or Kyle. What people objected to was your sheer idiocy in pitting him against the entirety of DC. So, as you put on a showcase of your ignorance, people reacted more and more extremely - likely just to poke, prod or egg you on.

Can Frank beat the thing with a lantern ring?

Sure.

Would he even be a blip on Hal Jordan's radar?

**** no.

Nonsense. there were two points.

1. Can he match Hal or Kyle. I admitted that it was unlikley for him to be as good as Kyle or Hal

2. Can he be decent GL. People were not just arguing that he would not be as good as Kyle or Hal people implied he would be crap.

So that means he going to be a decent GL does it?

Originally posted by Soljer

Since, as mentioned, after a hundred years Frank wouldn't even be powerful enough to clean the Guardian's latrines, exactly how is he going to take on DC Earth?

Ok so hes not going to be good enough to clean their latrines and that means hes going to be a decent GL? So mid -tiers are so low that they cant clean the latrines? You were speaking on their behalf nobody contradicted you so im assuming that everybody agreed.

Furthermore if he can beat the Thing in 1 year obvoulsy he will be able to beat Herald level characters in 100 if thats not effective at using the ring I dont know what is.

Originally posted by Soljer
Considering that the Punisher'd be ineffective at using the ring as anything but a very gaudy piece of jewelry,

That quote above also doesnt imply that hes going to be mid-tier that implies hes going to be useless.

Originally posted by Soljer

He'd be less than insignificant to Parallax. He'd be nothing to DC Earth. Not even an annoyance.

Right so please show me where I said that Frank can beat Parallax, hell I dindt even say he could beat DC earth either.

Originally posted by Soljer

Try to get that through your skull and stop being such a rabid fanboy, and maybe you wouldn't be met with so much derision.

Well:

1 I admitted it would be unlikely for him to be as good as Kyle so no fanboyism there. Maybe if you got that through your thick skull we wouldnt be having this conversation.
2. Saying that he wont be able to clean their latrines implies that hes going to be crap and not even middle tier.
3. I never said that he could beat Parallax maybe if you got that through your thick skull you wouldnt have made this thread.
4. The whole point of the thread was actually fun and was undecidded on wether he could beat DC earth. You lot decided to intepret as Frank pawns DC earth.

Originally posted by Raoul

give batman a yellow ring, and he'd pwn, frank would probably be decent with a yellow ring too, but a gl ring is a whole other ball-game...

This quote also doesnt imply that hes going to be decent because it says with a yellow ring he would be decent, so with a gL ring he would be crap.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Note: Notice how xmarksthespot and Soljer agree that Frank can use the ring to beat Thing in 1 year but now all of a sudden want to argue that he cant use the ring effectively. Obvoulsy Soljer is going to say "Oh well I didnt say anything dont put words in my mouth", when its obvious that he like the rest of the others agree that Frank can use the ring in 1 year. Hell I should have posted another version of the thread and watch you guys argue about how he cant beat Thing.
I could beat Thing with a GL ring and a year to play with it. I don't see the point of underlining the part you did but here I can underline too, "One could argue that the Punisher may not have sufficient imagination or willpower"

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I could beat Thing with a GL ring and a year to play with it.

The point was being made that he would not even be able to do that eg the latrine example. After 100 years hes obvoulsy going to be better you said that he "didnt have it". If being to beat herald level characters is not having it I dont know what is.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot

I don't see the point of underlining the part you did but here I can underline too, "One could argue that the Punisher may not have sufficient imagination or willpower"

Well since your main argument is that he could beat Thing im going to stick the main point of your post. Nevermind just pick the posts you like and pick the relevant secstions.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
The point was being made that he would not even be able to do that eg the latrine example. After 100 years hes obvoulsy going to be better you said that he "didnt have it". If being to beat herald level characters is not having it I dont know what is.
I don't remember saying anything about latrines.

He doesn't have it. He isn't a Kyle or a Hal or a Guy or a John or a Kilowog.

Your claim of him beating heralds is utterly baseless.

Nor do I. Neither am I. I'm a cynical bastard. But either of us would beat Thing.

Frank's going to equal Guy?

My ass.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I don't remember saying anything about latrines.

You also said he would not be effective. Beating Thing evenhough not as good as Kyle or Hal is still effective. No doubt if I had asked you that now you would have probably argued that he couldnt.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot

He doesn't have it. He isn't a Kyle or a Hal or a Guy or a John or a Kilowog.

Im assuming that Guy or Kilowog are not as good as Hal or Kyle. What evidence do you have that he cant reach Johns level?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot

Your claim of him beating heralds is utterly baseless.

Well how the hell did you come to the conlusion that he good beat Thing.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot

Nor do I. Neither am I. I'm a cynical bastard. But either of us would beat Thing.

Well if you've decided that being able to use the ring after 1 year to beat Thing is not effective thats up to you. Hell Things only goes toe-to-toe with herald level characters. Obvoulsy that is having it and being effective

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
You also said he would not be effective. Beating Thing evenhough not as good as Kyle or Hal is still effective. No doubt if I had asked you that now you would have probably argued that he couldnt.

Im assuming that Guy or Kilowog are not as good as Hal or Kyle. What evidence do you have that he cant reach Johns level?

Well how the hell did you come to the conlusion that he good beat Thing.

Well if you've decided that being able to use the ring after 1 year to beat Thing is not effective thats up to you. Hell Things only goes toe-to-toe with herald level characters. Obvoulsy that is having it and being effective

John created a solar system.

The Thing is a pissant compared to high-heralds.

X could take on the Thing without a lantern ring and come out on top 6/10.

Give me a GL ring. I make a giant hand and toss Thing into space. 😐

Does that mean in a hundred years I'd be able to time travel, create Oblivion and a faux GLC, create forcefields that withstand Big Bangs, recreate Oa, reignite suns, use telepathy to switch people's minds, or take the souls of a planet, fly at FTL speeds and race the Flash. Hell no.

You seem to be under the impression Frank Castle is the Omega mutant equivalent GL.