Punisher vs. Parallax

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Give me a GL ring. I make a giant hand and toss Thing into space. 😐

Does that mean in a hundred years I'd be able to time travel, create Oblivion and a faux GLC, create forcefields that withstand Big Bangs, recreate Oa, reignite suns, use telepathy to switch people's minds, or take the souls of a planet, fly at FTL speeds and race the Flash. Hell no.

You seem to be under the impression Frank Castle is the Omega mutant equivalent GL.

If you could beat the Thing after a day of training with the ring, X...clearly you'd get that much better after TWO days.

After four, you'd be taking on the god damned Spectre.

Five, you'd have complete rule over the omniverse - DC, Marvel, Real World, or otherwise.

😐.

Originally posted by Soljer
John created a solar system.

Well you know what MM was able to easily control the Spectre but has had trouble with far weaker characters.

Originally posted by Soljer

The Thing is a pissant compared to high-heralds.

Well for starters I said he would be able to beat herald level characters, theres mid and low herald.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Well for starters I said he would be able to beat herald level characters, theres mid and low herald.

Thing would get killed by most mid heralds. He would struggle with plenty of low heralds too.

100 years to practice is a long time ermm

In 100 years I could make my own universe 🙂

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Give me a GL ring. I make a giant hand and toss Thing into space. 😐

Ok you can prove this right??????

Originally posted by xmarksthespot

Does that mean in a hundred years I'd be able to time travel, create Oblivion and a faux GLC, create forcefields that withstand Big Bangs, recreate Oa, reignite suns, use telepathy to switch people's minds, or take the souls of a planet, fly at FTL speeds and race the Flash. Hell no.

you need to at least prove that you have willpower on par with the Punisher until you do that im not even going to reply to that.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot

You seem to be under the impression Frank Castle is the Omega mutant equivalent GL.

God.......

Originally posted by Soljer
If you could beat the Thing after a day of training with the ring, X...clearly you'd get that much better after TWO days.

After four, you'd be taking on the god damned Spectre.

Five, you'd have complete rule over the omniverse - DC, Marvel, Real World, or otherwise.

😐.

You are asking me for proof that Frank can better after 100 years but im just supposed to accept that X can throw Thing in 1 day?

😂

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Ok you can prove this right??????

What?

Originally posted by Tetragrammaton
😂

Cosigned. 🙂.

Originally posted by batdude123
What?

Don't question Alf.

The Punisher performed surgery on himself.

That means he has a greater willpower than Hal and Kyle combined.

Originally posted by Soljer
Don't question Alf.

The Punisher performed surgery on himself.

That means he has a greater willpower than Hal and Kyle combined.

Of course, of course.

But I have one question for you...

Originally posted by Soljer
If you could beat the Thing after a day of training with the ring, X...clearly you'd get that much better after TWO days.

After four, you'd be taking on the god damned Spectre.

Five, you'd have complete rule over the omniverse - DC, Marvel, Real World, or otherwise.

😐.

What would he do with six? shock

Originally posted by batdude123
Of course, of course.

But I have one question for you...

What would he do with six? shock

It's X.

Clearly, he'd spend day number six masturbating from dawn till dusk.

😐.

I thought he rested on the seventh? 🙁

Never mind... he'll rest after his masterbation ceremony.

Frank fires one beam from each of the rings at the same time and then is suddenly canceled do to raging homophobia.

Punisher wins.

Originally posted by batdude123
Punisher wins.

Nah.

The Punisher stomps.

A stomping = a win where I come from. baka

Originally posted by batdude123
A stomping = a win where I come from. baka

Which is?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Which is?

America.

Originally posted by batdude123
America.

Well there's your problem.

Originally posted by batdude123
America.

Go home yankee.