Originally posted by Bardock42
So you are saying that you never prayed for a terminally ill patient and they didn't get healed? Or don't you take that request.****, if you are actually correct, check this out http://www.randi.org/joom/challenge-info.html , prove that your prayers work (shouldn't be hard with a 100% success rate) get a huge chunk of money to help your church and poor people and whatever you Christian weirdos are into and show the world the most convincing and largest testimony yet. Just...when you get the money, don't forget I linked you up, I hope you see a fair share for me in your heart.
That's a complaint I've had for years with Christian's that proclaim they've personally seen people cured of terminal diseases and even the miraculous regrowth or limbs. I went over it with JIA about a year ago.
If it indeed is true and is so common, all they need do is film it, hire an objective 3rd party to verify and walla, millions of converts and the spread of Jesus' love, hallelujah. What better way to spread "the word", than with miracles.
Also, why not send these faith healers to children's cancer and burn hospitals, and have them heal every sick child?
Edit: Sithsabre, concerning my last paragraph on top, why not? If anyone deserves Jesus' love, it would be the "sinless" children.
Originally posted by Robtard
That's a complaint I've had for years with Christian's that proclaim they've personally seen people cured of terminal diseases and even the miraculous regrowth or limbs. I went over it with JIA about a year ago.If it indeed is true and is so common, all they need do is film it, hire an objective 3rd party to verify and walla, millions of converts and the spread of Jesus' love, hallelujah. What better way to spread "the word", than with miracles.
Also, why not send these faith healers to children's cancer and burn hospitals, and have them heal every sick child?
Edit: [b]Sithsabre
, concerning my last paragraph on top, why not? If anyone deserves Jesus' love, it would be the "sinless" children. [/B]
And even awards like Randi's would be small potatoes. For such proof, the person who comes forward with it would receive the Nobel Prize for the discovery, have book and movie deals, etc.
Originally posted by Robtard
Isn't it a little early for Christmas? Besides, we just celebrated Jesus' return by hunting for eggs.
We did?
I thought I spent a bundle of money on candy, gifts, gasoline(for driving, you cynic), and eggs for other people's children. I most certainly didn't hunt any eggs. 😐 I spent money so other parents children could hunt for eggs. (Okay, I admit, my son hunted for eggs as well...)
Do you want a miracle?
Here's a miracle...
It is a miracle I did smack the shit out of some of those loud mouth disrespectful children. That is a damned miracle. Concourses of angels sang ever time I stilled my hand.
Here is my favorite quote from this last Easter:
Me- "Don't paint and draw on that wall. That is very naughty."
Little Girl- "I don't have to listen to you. You aren't my daddy."
That day, a miracle happened. A little girl did not die from strangulation. I saved her. 🙂
Originally posted by Robtard
Has the though of Jesus, even in passing, ever crossed your mind during masturbation? Be honest.
Originally posted by Schecter
ok, so now that this has turned from a debunked statement into yet another round of voodoo jesus freak faggotry, can we just scoot it off to the religion forum with the rest of the brain turds?
I like how when I say "atheistfags," it's bashing despite calling myself a Christfag.
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Also, in case anyone doesn't know, sith is a serial troll. Here's his strategy:1. Create a thread laced with Christianity in the GDF.
2. Disappear.
3. Watch the flames and chaos.
4. Cackle madly and occasionally claim that he's never making a thread again.
5. Repeat the process every few months.
Oh no, Christian turning on Christian, it's end-times!
Fear not Zeal, God says:
"Until thy brother's anger turn away from thee, and he forget [that] which thou hast done to him: then I will send, and fetch thee from thence: why should I be deprived also of you both in one day?"-Gen 27:45
(you are right though, Sith rarely answers questions)
Originally posted by Devil King
i just like that all you do is talk about f@gs.
Originally posted by Robtard
Oh no, Christian turning on Christian, it's end-times!Fear not Zeal, God says:
"Until thy brother's anger turn away from thee, and he forget [that] which thou hast done to him: then I will send, and fetch thee from thence: why should I be deprived also of you both in one day?"-Gen 27:45
(you are right though, Sith rarely answers questions)
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Also, in case anyone doesn't know, sith is a serial troll. Here's his strategy:1. Create a thread laced with Christianity in the GDF.
2. Disappear.
3. Watch the flames and chaos.
4. Cackle madly and occasionally claim that he's never making a thread again.
5. Repeat the process every few months.
Wow! That was profoundly insightful. 😐
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Hey, Digimark, he said the f@g word. Give him a warning.I like how when I say "atheistfags," it's bashing despite calling myself a Christfag.
This is in blatent mockery of my warning to you, and doesn't attempt to make a case for yourself but merely digs deeper. You're fast losing whatever goodwill I had after our PM discussion.
And what you call yourself is irrelevant if what you call others remains offensive.
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Also, I haven't dealt with sitchsaber before so I didn't realize that it's unlikely that he'll respond. A shame, though, especially given the amount of speculation he subjects us to.