Fubar

Let me hear your sorrows people. Any situation that was really F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition. It may have something do with violence or social injustice or anything really that was just messed up.

Let me begin... *curtains part, Lord Feron is seen sitting on a stool with spotlight on* When I the train the other day I saw a women dash into the train with abandon. Crashed into a old lady. The women then dashes away, doesn't even bother to help her up after she already stood there for a min or 2. Then this man tries and pick her up. The old lady slaps him in the face with a cane. as that happens his pants rip when he was reaching down to help her. Looked like he got messed up good. The old lady thought he was gonna try and take advantage of her on the floor or something and the conductor comes and sees this scene. Old lady thought it was the man that hit her down and was trying to hurt her; this is what she is telling the conductor. The man tries to defend himself and other on lookers like myself come to his defense. The lady goes crazy and starts cursing at us all, we can't reason with her. She stands there and yells and screams for the rest of the 30 min ride... *curtain close*

that's pretty ****ed!

people can be sooo rude

To be honest I did giggle but then it got messed up and no so much funny

😂

Share your memories ppl !

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I was spinning in my computer chair the other night cuz I was bored and I tipped the chair over and fell on the floor, It was funny!!

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Let me hear your sorrows people. Any situation that was really F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition. It may have something do with violence or social injustice or anything really that was just messed up.

Let me begin... *curtains part, Lord Feron is seen sitting on a stool with spotlight on* When I the train the other day I saw a women dash into the train with abandon. Crashed into a old lady. The women then dashes away, doesn't even bother to help her up after she already stood there for a min or 2. Then this man tries and pick her up. The old lady slaps him in the face with a cane. as that happens his pants rip when he was reaching down to help her. Looked like he got messed up good. The old lady thought he was gonna try and take advantage of her on the floor or something and the conductor comes and sees this scene. Old lady thought it was the man that hit her down and was trying to hurt her; this is what she is telling the conductor. The man tries to defend himself and other on lookers like myself come to his defense. The lady goes crazy and starts cursing at us all, we can't reason with her. She stands there and yells and screams for the rest of the 30 min ride... *curtain close*

That story is SOCK-licious!

😆

I wonder who made the term FUBAR think it was made in WW2 sometime heard it in movies and stuff

It was the brand name of a SOCK company in the 50's.

i never heard it before

A few years back I was on mah skateboard and I was skating down the super steep hill outside my house. I would skate down to the bottom, then walk back up and skate down again... because I was lame.

Anyway on I think my fourth or fifth ride down I lost my footing and fell off my board, then rolled/tumbled down the street almost a full block down the hill until I rolled into a fire hydrant, which stopped me. I guess I was knocked out for a second cause I woke up a few minutes later and the sky was darker then it was when I was had fallen. So I limped up the hill and into the house and just kinda fell over in the kitchen where my parents were eating dinner 😂

They were just kinda gaping at me and I didn't know why until I looked in a mirror and saw blood and shit all over my face, and there was more dotting various cuts and tears on my jeans, also the bone in my left wrist was kinda jutting out…

I went to the doctors and had to get like twenty stitches in my head and I had shattered the bone in my wrist and they needed to operate on it for some reason.

None of that is the FUBAR part, though. The FUBAR part is that I woke up in the middle of the operation 😂

That was the first time I had broken any bones, and the last time I put my ass on anything that’s wheels were smaller then eight inches.

😆

that had to hurt

I didn' tfeel any pain until the operation, then the next day I was hurting all over. 🙁

I imagine

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
It was the brand name of a SOCK company in the 50's.

thats ridiculous... no one would call a sock compa..... oh i see what you did there

Originally posted by Mairuzu
thats ridiculous... no one would call a sock compa..... oh i see what you did there

Yes. You got it now. 🙂

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
A few years back I was on mah skateboard and I was skating down the super steep hill outside my house. I would skate down to the bottom, then walk back up and skate down again... because I was lame.

Anyway on I think my fourth or fifth ride down I lost my footing and fell off my board, then rolled/tumbled down the street almost a full block down the hill until I rolled into a fire hydrant, which stopped me. I guess I was knocked out for a second cause I woke up a few minutes later and the sky was darker then it was when I was had fallen. So I limped up the hill and into the house and just kinda fell over in the kitchen where my parents were eating dinner 😂

They were just kinda gaping at me and I didn't know why until I looked in a mirror and saw blood and shit all over my face, and there was more dotting various cuts and tears on my jeans, also the bone in my left wrist was kinda jutting out…

I went to the doctors and had to get like twenty stitches in my head and I had shattered the bone in my wrist and they needed to operate on it for some reason.

None of that is the FUBAR part, though. The FUBAR part is that I woke up in the middle of the operation 😂

That was the first time I had broken any bones, and the last time I put my ass on anything that’s wheels were smaller then eight inches.

Ahh waking up in the middle of a operation was it that u felt stuff but couldn't move of what was it like?