Re: Fubar
Originally posted by Lord Feron😆
Let me hear your sorrows people. Any situation that was really F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition. It may have something do with violence or social injustice or anything really that was just messed up.Let me begin... *curtains part, Lord Feron is seen sitting on a stool with spotlight on* When I the train the other day I saw a women dash into the train with abandon. Crashed into a old lady. The women then dashes away, doesn't even bother to help her up after she already stood there for a min or 2. Then this man tries and pick her up. The old lady slaps him in the face with a cane. as that happens his pants rip when he was reaching down to help her. Looked like he got messed up good. The old lady thought he was gonna try and take advantage of her on the floor or something and the conductor comes and sees this scene. Old lady thought it was the man that hit her down and was trying to hurt her; this is what she is telling the conductor. The man tries to defend himself and other on lookers like myself come to his defense. The lady goes crazy and starts cursing at us all, we can't reason with her. She stands there and yells and screams for the rest of the 30 min ride... *curtain close*
One time, and it was the last day I worked in Salinas, California at my old news station, a couple of work friends and I went to a bar to celebrate before I left for Las Vegas . . . anyway, we leave the bar and there's some yelling going on in a parking lot. I look over and there's these wannabe gangster types about to fight, and there's like fifteen of them, guys and girls. So, two guys start fighting, one guy is like getting the best of him, but then this big old oafish cracker wannabe gang banger steps in and starts slugging the guy who was winning. Well, we stood by our car and watched as the big oafish guy's baggy pants started falling down. Suddenly some other little piece of shit snuck up behind him and pulled his pants and underwear down to his ankles. So, the oafish guy, pants and undies around his ankles, gets pushed and falls to the asphalt where everyone starts kicking and punching him as others try to protect him as his bare cock and balls are hanging out for everyone to see. So, we had enough and we got in the car and as we passed them, I made the sound of a siren and they all stopped for a split second to look, then continued fighting.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
One time, and it was the last day I worked in Salinas, California at my old news station, a couple of work friends and I went to a bar to celebrate before I left for Las Vegas . . . anyway, we leave the bar and there's some yelling going on in a parking lot. I look over and there's these wannabe gangster types about to fight, and there's like fifteen of them, guys and girls. So, two guys start fighting, one guy is like getting the best of him, but then this big old oafish cracker wannabe gang banger steps in and starts slugging the guy who was winning. Well, we stood by our car and watched as the big oafish guy's baggy pants started falling down. Suddenly some other little piece of shit snuck up behind him and pulled his pants and underwear down to his ankles. So, the oafish guy, pants and undies around his ankles, gets pushed and falls to the asphalt where everyone starts kicking and punching him as others try to protect him as his bare cock and balls are hanging out for everyone to see. So, we had enough and we got in the car and as we passed them, I made the sound of a siren and they all stopped for a split second to look, then continued fighting.
Thats what you get for not having your pants on lol
Uh..I don’t really know. According to the doctors and the people in the waiting room when I woke up I started screaming so loudly and for so long that I passed out. Every time they touched the bone I would wake up and start screaming and thrashing around in pain, then lose consciousness again. Eventually they just canceled the operation and rescheduled me for a different type of operation a few weeks later. They used stronger medication to keep me knocked out that tine.
* curtain opens, Lord Feron now has a glass of whiskey and begins once again* This is when I was very young. Maybe my 1st fubar incident in my life. I was in this wild contraption at the playground called the "monkey bars." It was cold that day the metal was pinful to touch but I still liked climbing that thing, so i did. Slowly making my way up and I sat on top high and proud =D. It suddenly started to rain, and hard. I was scared to come down but I know I would be in trouble if i didn't. So I tried ever so slowly and carefully to get down. I slip off and lose my footing on the bar and fall down. Monkey bars were built in a criss cross like pattern and i was hitting every bar on the way down. From a outside observer it must of looked like a rag doll being tossed about. I felt each bar hit me in a different part of my body and when I finally ended up on the ground all i could think of was "never again will I play on the monkey bars". I think i was black and blue all over. If I knew what FUBAR was when i was at that age I surely would have screamed that outloud. *curtain close*
Originally posted by Lord FeronThat reminds me of that scene in Titanic when the ship is sinking and those people keep falling and bouncing off of stuff as they plummet to the sea.
* curtain opens, Lord Feron now has a glass of whiskey and begins once again* This is when I was very young. Maybe my 1st fubar incident in my life. I was in this wild contraption at the playground called the "monkey bars." It was cold that day the metal was pinful to touch but I still liked climbing that thing, so i did. Slowly making my way up and I sat on top high and proud =D. It suddenly started to rain, and hard. I was scared to come down but I know I would be in trouble if i didn't. So I tried ever so slowly and carefully to get down. I slip off and lose my footing on the bar and fall down. Monkey bars were built in a criss cross like pattern and i was hitting every bar on the way down. From a outside observer it must of looked like a rag doll being tossed about. I felt each bar hit me in a different part of my body and when I finally ended up on the ground all i could think of was "never again will I play on the monkey bars". I think i was black and blue all over. If I knew what FUBAR was when i was at that age I surely would have screamed that outloud. *curtain close*
I don't know if this would qualify as fubar, or just plain bad luck: When I was 7 we lived on the 2nd floor of a 3 floor house(each floor was a different apartment) my cousin and me were playing on the back porch, there was a big pile of leaves below so we decided to jump off the porch into them my cousin went first, he landed, unharmed. So I jump figuring I too will be okay, as I am falling to the ground my knee comes up too high, I land hitting my chin off my knee, my face in horrible pain, my mom takes me to the hospital, come to find out my jaw had been dislocated!!!!
Originally posted by gefallen_engelYeah, that qualifies. 😆
I don't know if this would qualify as fubar, or just plain bad luck: When I was 7 we lived on the 2nd floor of a 3 floor house(each floor was a different apartment) my cousin and me were playing on the back porch, there was a big pile of leaves below so we decided to jump off the porch into them my cousin went first, he landed, unharmed. So I jump figuring I too will be okay, as I am falling to the ground my knee comes up too high, I land hitting my chin off my knee, my face in horrible pain, my mom takes me to the hospital, come to find out my jaw had been dislocated!!!!
My friend actually did a smiliar stunt. We were jumping off my friends garage on to a trampoline. Sounds like a begining of a good joke.. anyways... We all jump off fine. except one just desides to put his feet in a platic box that you hold cartons of milk in. He jumps off. when he hits the trampoline his knees collide with his face. Instant KO and he bounces off to the side. We all like "Jason that was funny as hell...Jason... JAy..??" He go over to him and we have to slap him around a bit to bring him back. We kinda all thought we were gonna get in a Sh** load of trouble but its all good.
Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I don't know if this would qualify as fubar, or just plain bad luck: When I was 7 we lived on the 2nd floor of a 3 floor house(each floor was a different apartment) my cousin and me were playing on the back porch, there was a big pile of leaves below so we decided to jump off the porch into them my cousin went first, he landed, unharmed. So I jump figuring I too will be okay, as I am falling to the ground my knee comes up too high, I land hitting my chin off my knee, my face in horrible pain, my mom takes me to the hospital, come to find out my jaw had been dislocated!!!!
Damn, Fubar.