Fubar

figureed you might say that. *covers gefallen in chocolate* Now I have a bigass chocolate pretzel! Should I find out how you taste dearest?

oh so now you're saying I have a big ass! 😆

I bet I taste pretty sweet, go ahead

Man almost wrote this ---> *Lord Feron starts to eat out gefallen* then i realized how that can be misunderstood. 🙄 so im gonan go with this route *Lord Feron bites into gefalllen* it does taste sweet hmmm ... *starts to feel numbing sensation* dear god what have you done to me! *heart slows* ack noooooo , vile women hast poisened theeeeee....... *ack * *sputter*

😆
ya, someone would have taken THAT the wrong way falloutofchairlaughing

Not poisoned, just drugged, now I have you where I want you!

*fear cosumes Lord feron (how ironic)* just want FUBAR stories...willing to negotiate...

ok I suppose I will let you go....
spoil all the fun for me

HAH it was all but a ruse silly girl! *throws pudding in gefallen's face*

tongue

*jumps on Lord Feron and rubs the pudding all over him*

PUDDING WRESTLING!!

WEEEE!!!!! oh no... *gets aroused* pokey

hhhmmmmm....

was it the pudding?

pudding wrestling! duh anyway i just stuff member up into belt and ready to fight once again!

food erotica? 😎 😮‍💨 😮‍💨

in your belt?
that's a long way to go 😆

bring it on!!
*puts Lord Feron in a head lock*

*bites furiously at chocolate covered arm*

hey watch it buddy, I might like that!

*licks arm clean off* Hrmm.. say something?

what?

what? what?

you said say something, so I asked what?

*wipes pudding on Lord Ferons face*

God damnit women reveal your secrets!