Woman ordered to remove nipple rings to board plane.

Started by red g jacks6 pages

a guy could make the claim that he isn't comfortable showing his dick to another dude, i know a lotta niggas who would feel that way so really it's the airline's duty to provide a female dickring inspector to keep their customers happy and comfortable.

and the use of the word niggas is necessary how?

Originally posted by anaconda
and the use of the word niggas is necessary how?
Nigga please.

lol

I only read the first page and a half, who else besides Anaconda is an idiot?

My mother has steel pins in her lower-spine; they've set off the detectors on occasion. She is taken to a private room and a female security guard uses the handheld detector to confirm that she indeed has metal in her spine and isn't a 68 year old terrorist trying to sneak in a gun or bomb in her anus.

I have to take off my shoes now... everyone does.....🙁

What about a weeny ring? 😕

Originally posted by Deja~vu
What about a weeny ring? 😕

They typically do not set off metal detectors.

I've always wondered why they still sell bottles of whiskey etc, in the duty free sections of airports. Surely, any terrorist worth their salt could make a Molotov cocktail out of one and throw it anywhere on the plane.

Nice going, you just gave Abdul Islamic Jihad the perfect plan.

On a recent trip to Canada, some guy asked to check my backpack at the x-ray conveyor thing.

Obviously I obliged, it always seems to happen, I guess because I carry a lot of wires in my backpack from various electronic devices (iPod, chargers for stuff). Anyway, this supposed "security" guy was apologising to me, overly apologetic.

It just made me think, had I not been fine with it, I could have given him a real hard time and probably got on without being checked.

It's weird. "I'm sorry for doing my job.".

-AC

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
They typically do not set off metal detectors.

Speaking from experience?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
On a recent trip to Canada, some guy asked to check my backpack at the x-ray conveyor thing.

Obviously I obliged, it always seems to happen, I guess because I carry a lot of wires in my backpack from various electronic devices (iPod, chargers for stuff). Anyway, this supposed "security" guy was apologising to me, overly apologetic.

It just made me think, had I not been fine with it, I could have given him a real hard time and probably got on without being checked.

It's weird. "I'm sorry for doing my job.".

-AC

He was apologizing so much because after he looked in your bag, it embarrassed the hell out of him. It was the various bottles of personal lubricant, the Magnum condoms, and the hand cuffs.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Speaking from experience?

He was apologizing so much because after he looked in your bag, it embarrassed the hell out of him. It was the various bottles of personal lubricant, the Magnum condoms, and the hand cuffs.

Awful delivery.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nice going, you just gave Abdul Islamic Jihad the perfect plan.

Actually, because its contains alcohol, I doubt Abdul Islamic Jihad will touch it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Speaking from experience?

He probably is.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Actually, because its contains alcohol, I doubt Abdul Islamic Jihad will touch it.

lol

a little tangental, but I remember a doc. on illegal smuggling in central Asian (Muslim) nations. There was a hut where this guy had pounds of hash and opium just sitting out, like, he was showing them off. He motions for everyone to huddle in so he can open this secret compartment in the floor, and hidden in a blanket under the house was a bottle of brandy or something.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota

He probably is.

Adam has a Prince Albert.

I knew a guy once who had his ripped out in a pickup BBall game.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I knew a guy once who had his ripped out in a pickup BBall game.

Tell us the whole story....please? Sounds like a good one.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Tell us the whole story....please? Sounds like a good one.

The story involves cock, figures you want to hear more.

Originally posted by Robtard
The story involves cock, figures you want to hear more.

Every is gay, right?

Considering that woman have to be wearing bio suits just to board planes, this doesn't surprise me