Wheres the god damn hockey?

Started by That ACDC Chick58 pages

Originally posted by botankus
Tongue in cheek, I was kind of hoping Hal Gill would get into a fight and get suspended for Game 7. His lack of effort on the screen for goal #3 and his ill-timed attempt at goaltending for goal #4 were inexcusable mistakes.

Plus, he's slow as sh!t.

dont knock the S.S. Gil!oh
he'll kill you in your sleep along with Scary Gary[even though hes isnt with us anymoremmm]

I don't know, ms AC/DC. I think he is on to something there. Gil seems to be lacking grit, drive and cause. Gil has become the weakest link on the defensive side. It doesn't matter though because it's the Sidney Crosby show lol So tomorrow night depends on whether or not Sidney wants us to win or lose. It would be nice if Fluery showed up for the game. Where are you my beautiful goalie?

Last night my wife tuned into the game to watch the 2nd/3rd/OT periods.
About halfway through, she quietly asks, "Who is #2?"
I say, "That's Hal Gill."
To which she replies, "So you don't have to skate well to play hockey?"

And then about ten minutes later, she yells out her next comment really loudly:
"Gill sucks!"

I'm expecting the Penguins to lose tomorrow. It's going to happen. They had there chance.

It's almost like when the Colts go into San Diego for a playoff game. No matter how good the Colts are, or how shitty the Chargers are, they will lose in the last two minutes.

Same with this. I can just feel it.

Originally posted by Smasandian
I'm expecting the Penguins to lose tomorrow. It's going to happen. They had there chance.

It's almost like when the Colts go into San Diego for a playoff game. No matter how good the Colts are, or how shitty the Chargers are, they will lose in the last two minutes.

Same with this. I can just feel it.

That disturbance in the force that you're sensing is the feeling of a million hearts suddenly shattering when the mighty Penguins rock the goddamn Capitals out of the nhl and back into hell hole of a home that they belong in...,Washington. It's magic, you can't predict it man. Mario lemieux is looking all kinds of concerned in the third period, so that means he is about to pull a trick out of his sleeve. Lemieux is studying that bum, Ovehckin and whispiering some mighty wisdom in Crosbys' ear after the games. The great one has returned..., all hail 87 wait, reincarnation of 66 Penguins goin to the Stanley cup finals. I know it. 😂

GO PENS!!! hey jinxed...u ever think that maybe crosbys number was orginall supposed to be 88 but then lemieux was like naa dude make it 87 so its not as obvious...LMAO

During the Football (soccer) Champions league semi final half time break I changed channels to avoid the ads and watched a bit of ice hockey and I noticed that the Football players fell over more often than the Hockey players, which is quite amazing when you consider that they are on ice skates, the game is faster and more physical.

Originally posted by vanillguerilla
GO PENS!!! hey jinxed...u ever think that maybe crosbys number was orginall supposed to be 88 but then lemieux was like naa dude make it 87 so its not as obvious...LMAO

😆 Yeah, dude, i think he might have cloned himself. I think thats what happened there. Mario's foundation is really a cover for his illegal scientific organization that funds cloning ice hockey gods. 😂 He was the first to be cloned.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
During the Football (soccer) Champions league semi final half time break I changed channels to avoid the ads and watched a bit of ice hockey and I noticed that the Football players fell over more often than the Hockey players, which is quite amazing when you consider that they are on ice skates, the game is faster and more physical.

Well thats because most of them are fat and out of shape. They just rely on special drugs to get them through to the next game. The only grace you see in football is in the receiving and even then, There are only so many Hines Wards to go around for so many generations. 😂

I think he's talking football as in soccer. I'm also not sure if he's referring to "diving," either, as his "football" players are notorious for doing.

I'm pretty sure he is.

Originally posted by vanillguerilla
GO PENS!!! hey jinxed...u ever think that maybe crosbys number was orginall supposed to be 88 but then lemieux was like naa dude make it 87 so its not as obvious...LMAO
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
😆 Yeah, dude, i think he might have cloned himself. I think thats what happened there. Mario's foundation is really a cover for his illegal scientific organization that funds cloning ice hockey gods. 😂 He was the first to be cloned.

its cause Crosby was born on August 8th, 1987 [8/7/87]

but think about this for a second....
did you ever notice that 99[Gretzky] upsidedown is...66[Lemieux]?
fate? clone? the world may never know

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
its cause Crosby was born on August 8th, 1987 [8/7/87]

That would be 8/8/87. Even going by the European notation, it's still 8/8/87.

If you guys were in the nhl, what would your jersey number be? i think i would either go for "9" or "19".

Go Bruins!

YEAAAAH!!!! WE SMASHED THOSE CAPS!!! WHOOOOO!!!111 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃

I guess Varalmov finally cracked.

Originally posted by V de Fournée
YEAAAAH!!!! WE SMASHED THOSE CAPS!!! WHOOOOO!!!111 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃

It went 7 games so smashed maybe not so much. Well now that ove/crosby is over the world can go back to not giving a crap about hockey.

Originally posted by forumcrew
It went 7 games so smashed maybe not so much. Well now that ove/crosby is over the world can go back to not giving a crap about hockey.

I was referring solely to today's game. 😄

Originally posted by botankus
I think he's talking football as in soccer. I'm also not sure if he's referring to "diving," either, as his "football" players are notorious for doing.

I was hence the (soccer) added after the football word.

Not only the diving which they do a lot off, they just fall over all the time. I´d love to be able to skate like these Ice Hockey players, amazing.