Re: My wife is leaving me.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, it's sad to say, but I'm getting a divorce. Things just are not working out, and ever since she found out my true love is Kelly Bean, she won't have anything to do with me. 🙁
I hate you for doing this to me.
You make promises and re neg on them.
You say you'll call and you don't.
You promise to pull out and you don't.
You say you'll take me out in public and you don't.
And now, you are leaving Bruce for Kelly????
Bit'ch.
😒
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, this is for real. My wife found out that I have an internet hussy. She saw a post I sent to Kelly Bean about how we shared true love's kiss in the Harry Potter forum. 🙁 Now she's packing her bags.
IF this is true, PM me, I've been there.
If it's an April Fools thing...well, PM me, we can cyber.
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Well don't look at me.I'm packing your stuff up as we speak.
Now I can't find Kelly Bean, I think she's dropping out of school or getting fired from her new job or something. I need her now and she's not here. Why oh why?! How could she do this to me? I gave her true love's kiss! I feel so abandoned. Maybe, oh no, maybe she's back with Daniel!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo! crybaby