My wife is leaving me.

Started by =Tired Hiker=4 pages

My wife is leaving me.

Yeah, it's sad to say, but I'm getting a divorce. Things just are not working out, and ever since she found out my true love is Kelly Bean, she won't have anything to do with me. 🙁

Re: My wife is leaving me.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, it's sad to say, but I'm getting a divorce. Things just are not working out, and ever since she found out my true love is Kelly Bean, she won't have anything to do with me. 🙁

I hate you for doing this to me.

You make promises and re neg on them.

You say you'll call and you don't.

You promise to pull out and you don't.

You say you'll take me out in public and you don't.

And now, you are leaving Bruce for Kelly????

Bit'ch.

😒

I'm so confused and lost. I don't know what to do or who to turn to.

Re: My wife is leaving me.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, it's sad to say, but I'm getting a divorce. Things just are not working out, and ever since she found out my true love is Kelly Bean, she won't have anything to do with me. 🙁

Spoiler:
April fools.
😉

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'm so confused and lost. I don't know what to do or who to turn to.

Well don't look at me.

I'm packing your stuff up as we speak.

Oh, heck TH.

If you promise me to make more videos.

I'll marry you.

No, this is for real. My wife found out that I have an internet hussy. She saw a post I sent to Kelly Bean about how we shared true love's kiss in the Harry Potter forum. 🙁 Now she's packing her bags.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, this is for real. My wife found out that I have an internet hussy. She saw a post I sent to Kelly Bean about how we shared true love's kiss in the Harry Potter forum. 🙁 Now she's packing her bags.

IF this is true, PM me, I've been there.

If it's an April Fools thing...well, PM me, we can cyber.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Well don't look at me.

I'm packing your stuff up as we speak.


This isn't a joke! I thought you had my back, I thought we were bros, why oh why would you make a joke about this Moosie. We did the spit hand shake together in Walla Walla, and now you treat me like this!? I bent over backwards for you when you needed my help, I bent forwards, sideways, and upside-down in that sling swing as well!

Now I can't find Kelly Bean, I think she's dropping out of school or getting fired from her new job or something. I need her now and she's not here. Why oh why?! How could she do this to me? I gave her true love's kiss! I feel so abandoned. Maybe, oh no, maybe she's back with Daniel!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo! crybaby

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
If it's an April Fools thing...well, PM me, we can cyber.

Your cyber sex sucks.

Last time we did it, you left me with a raging semi and blue balls. 😒

Oh, guess what . . . . APRIL FOOLS!!!! 😱 I totally got you guys so good. 😉

Originally posted by Röland
Your cyber sex sucks.

Last time we did it, you left me with a raging semi and blue balls. 😒

I wasn't in the mood, and you smelled cyber funny. Sorry.

Hey moose, I noticed I made your profile. I'm flattered. 😍

your dog is leaving you?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Hey moose, I noticed I made your profile. I'm flattered. 😍

You should be. 😠

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I wasn't in the mood, and you smelled cyber funny. Sorry.

I needed a shower. ermm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
your dog is leaving you?
That was about the funniest joke you ever made! April Fools!! 😱

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
You should be. 😠
Okay, let's cyber. dj

Originally posted by Röland
I needed a shower. ermm

You needed a total makeover.

Are you clean now? eyes

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, let's cyber. dj

Okay! You start. 😱

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
You needed a total makeover.

Are you clean now? eyes

Okay! You start. 😱


No, I just woke up. haermm